Please welcome June IK Mormon Nailer aka Hamjobs

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alnilam

and thank Prepuce Repurposed for their service!

# ? Jun 1, 2021 17:47

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# ? May 11, 2024 06:28

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Jun 1, 2021 17:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

thank you pr, and *THE SOUND OF AIR RAID SIRENS HOWLING* for haggy! excited air raid sirens.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:00

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

gently caress the mods :blastu:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

watho posted:

gently caress the mods

I mean I'm down

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

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# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:12

Prof. Crocodile

this is a dark day for those of us that hate bread bowls, and would never eat soup from one.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Prof. Crocodile posted:

this is a dark day for those of us that hate bread bowls, and would never eat soup from one.

I will hunt them all down and try them for their heresy

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:14

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Mormon Nailer posted:

I mean I'm down

u know where i live. knock twice so i�ll know it�s u

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

watho posted:

u know where i live. knock twice so i’ll know it’s u

*taps foot underneath posting stall twice*

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The name Mormon Nailer is very funny

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:22

Stoner Sloth

thanks for your services to BYOB PR!

and congrats on your reign as IK MN!

status report as of 01/06/2021

hams jobbed: 420

mormons nailed: 69

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The name Mormon Nailer is very funny

It's alnilam's fault

# ? Jun 1, 2021 18:44

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

hamb

# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:03

alnilam

barnold posted:

hamb

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:16

cruft

Prof. Crocodile posted:

this is a dark day for those of us that hate bread bowls, and would never eat soup from one.

Also congratulations on your new obligation

# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:19

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Thanks, PR.
We now have a Phantom Queen who is also an Idiot King.

_{https://cuberule.com}

# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

[throwing old IK on the pile] Hi, welcome!

# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I didn't rlly do poo poo as IK, but it was an honor nonetheless :shrug:

welcome bestselling American novelist Mormon Nailer :golfclap:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:14

Stoner Sloth

prepuce repurposed posted:

I didn't rlly do poo poo as IK, but it was an honor nonetheless

maybe this is the tao of being a BYOB IK - if you do things right, it'll look like you didn't rlly do poo poo

# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

prepuce repurposed posted:

I didn't rlly do poo poo as IK, but it was an honor nonetheless

welcome bestselling American novelist Mormon Nailer

I'll have you know I once got to #63 on the Amazon LGBTQ Speculative Fiction list AND I am a friend of world famous author what was nominated for Hugo Awards!!!!!

# ? Jun 1, 2021 20:35

nut

thank you and thank u

# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:45

Escape From Noise

Oh wow!

# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:53

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

How do you see your ~~reign of terror~~ term in office going?

# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Zil posted:

How do you see your ~~reign of terror~~ term in office going?

I think we're going to have a gay old time.

Also I will absolutely be doing a thing.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:32

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

if ur such hot poo poo crush this rock with ur bare hands

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Mormon Nailer posted:

I think we're going to have a gay old time.

Also I will absolutely be doing a thing.

Can you please do me a favor and turn my banners into a scrolling marquee so that my overall posting profile isn't so tall and imposing, I don't want to make anyone mad

I DO love me some banners though!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:02

cruft

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Can you please do me a favor and turn my banners into a scrolling marquee so that my overall posting profile isn't so tall and imposing, I don't want to make anyone mad

I am filled with a primal rage every time I see your banners. not really.

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:13