Concacaf 21/22: Nations League, Friendlies, Gold Cup, World Cup Qualifying

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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

And Canada may still not win this game

# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 21:23

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:11

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

What the loving gently caress?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno

Thank you so much Canadian born Haitian goalie for literally the worst goal I've ever seen a goalie give up

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 03:14

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

DUI LARIN

We're going to be CM Punk in the OCTAGON :confuoot:

First time in 26 loving years!!!!!

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 03:40

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

The ~~hex~~ oct is basically set (unless St. Kitts can score 5 or more goals in 20 minutes):

USA
Mexico
Costa Rica
Jamaica
Honduras
Canada
El Salvador
Panama

First set of matches will be in September, with US vs. Canada being the 2nd match in that window. They'll face off again in January.

It's going to be an absolute slugfest for the 3rd spot.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 04:19

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Serious lack of JOZY TIME

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 17:12

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

Speaking of a lot of MLS guys, Canada's roster:

GOALKEEPERS (3):

Maxime Crepeau – Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Jayson Leutwiler – Oldham Athletic AFC
Dayne St. Clair – Minnesota United FC

DEFENDERS (7):

Alphonso Davies – FC Bayern Munich
Doneil Henry – Suwon Samsung Bluewings
Alistair Johnston – Nashville SC
Scott Kennedy – SSV Jahn Regensburg
Richie Laryea – Toronto FC
Kamal Miller – CF Montréal
Steven Vitoria – Moreirense FC

MIDFIELDERS (6):

Stephen Eustaquio – FC Pacos de Ferreira
Liam Fraser – Columbus Crew
Mark-Anthony Kaye – LAFC
Jonathan Osorio – Toronto FC
Harry Paton – Ross County FC
Samuel Piette – CF Montréal

FORWARDS (7):

Ayo Akinola – Toronto FC
Tajon Buchanan – New England Revolution
Lucas Cavallini – Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Theo Corbeanu – Wolverhampton Wanderers FC
David Junior Hoilett – Unattached
Cyle Larin – Besiktas JK
Tyler Pasher – Houston Dynamo FC

Where is Jonathan David? :smith:

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 20:27

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Someone would have to check if Julian De Guzman (Canada) played that traitor Jonathan De Guzman (Netherlands)

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 02:05

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Azerban posted:

absolutely no reason for canada to be playing the netherlands

We need those blowout type matches we keep close so we can remind our invisible fanbase when in the rare instance we keep it close

Guys we lost to Brazil(c's team*)2-1!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 03:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Azerban posted:

if davies and david were here we'd easily win the group and also the gold cup itself, alas,

As long as they're there in September we may only lose 3-0 to Mexico!

# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 20:45

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Canada doing a proper botch job against a 14 man Haiti (they have 2 subs and a spare goalie tonight lol)

It's almost like not having Fonzie makes them not good

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 01:23

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Come on VAR save Canada from this shameful display

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 02:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Captain DUI Larin with the brace

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 02:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

Penada

Donne Canada toutes les penalitès s'ils vous plait :mcrappe:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 02:10

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

JayMax posted:

Did the main camera crap out?

Power failure yeah. Total Canada soccer thing to happen

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 02:20

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Tortilla Maker posted:

Pretty funny to watch the Canadian get a yellow on a free kick for...seemingly being too scared/indecisive to kick the ball?

When the loving moron got a yellow in the first game too so he gets to miss the USA game on top of it

:thumbsup:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 02:24

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Azerban posted:

top of the group after 2, never in doubt

Juat dreaming of a tajon buchanan /alphonso davies on the wings feeding jonathan david up top with Dui Larin to clean up the mess.....WCQ ...we might not finish 8th?!?!

Canada... maybe not poo poo?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 15:02

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Somebody might want to tell Canada the game started

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 22:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Thats a peno

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 22:24

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Simone Poodoin posted:

it's the gold cup they're not gonna give a peno against america unless it's 100% clear

Or if they're playing Mexico

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 22:31

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

You know even though Canada is going to lose this game they didn't play that badly?!?!? :confused:

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 00:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Doctor Teeth posted:

imagine if alfonso davies and jonathan david played

Davies and Buchanan blitzing from the wings will be loving TERRIFYING

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 00:06

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Moktaro posted:

Yeah but does Canada even have any other strikers worth calling up?

You know Canada is hosed if it's Tosaint Ricketts time

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 23:21

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Crazy Ted posted:

It's been the USA or Mexico every time since the competition was renamed the Gold Cup.

Excuse me?

Never forget 2000.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 22:05

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Alright Canada went 20 seconds without letting one in that's progress

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 00:07

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

oh that was a tasty goal Hoilett!!!!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 00:24

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

Canada might want to consider *not* having everyone suspended for the next match if they win this.

At this rate DeRo is gonna have to lace up the boots if they can hold on to this

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 00:56

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

...not gonna lie, I'd be down to watch DeRo go up against Mexico.

DeRo doing his Chicken Dance while god knows how many Mexican fans hurl insults at him

One can dream

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 00:59

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

Stab, what channel is this on in canada (my dad can’t find it)

It's not because Canada sucks for support.

Onesoccer.ca at 10 bucks a month or find a fs1 stream cough cough

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 01:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

yes, looks grim for a boomer

Pathetic that the last cable game for Canada was because the States played us so we got the local FOX feed.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 01:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh yes another dead Canadian striker

Wonderful

Joy

Aces.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 01:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

2-0!!!!!!! Holy gently caress is Canada good or is Costa Rica trash?!?!?!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 01:33

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Man how the hell is Tajon in MLS and not playing in Europe?

The dude is incredible

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 01:37

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Simone Poodoin posted:

Can't tell you if Canada are good but we are hot garbage OP

Ok stay hot garbage during WCQ so Canada can finish 7th thx

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 01:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I dont know who this Calvo guy is but I have an urge to punch him in the face

Why am i thinking this

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 01:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

First gold cup semi for canada in 14 years :cool:

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 02:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

First wcq in 25+ years

First semi in 14 with a ton of Canada's top end talent out

I am usually the CMNT doomposter #1, but these guys ain't so bad

See you thursday when we get absolutely smoked by Mexico

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 02:39

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Moktaro posted:

I remembered I hadn't placed a bet on Fanduel in a while so I threw :tenbux: on Costa Rica.

You're welcome.

Thank u 4 ur service

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 03:11

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I am ready for the Canadian slaughter tonight

Bring on my expected misery

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 00:42

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Alright Canada try not to lose by a touchdown

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 03:04

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:11

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

This funes mori guy sure dies a lot

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 03:45

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