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me, pocket protector on fleek, pleated slacks a crisp six inches above my white socks: it's totally cool and normal for superfetch to need 100% of your disk, especially upon startup. you might need to immediately boot up search and find that one file seventeen subfolders deep whose name and contents are a randomly generated assortment of machine code gibberish. i bought bill gates a plane ticket to pedophile island.
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May 2, 2024 23:00
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Instead of providing solutions, we'll have a support forum where other users can help each other with their problems, and the final post of every thread will be "I tried all that and still have the problem, does anyone from Microsoft actually read these threads??" and we will in fact not read these threads.
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Jun 2, 2021 16:20
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"There was an error."
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Jun 2, 2021 16:31
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I have a great idea that will drive the entire Internet INSANE! Let's put "> " in front of quoted text like everybody else does, and then WORD WRAP IT!
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Jun 2, 2021 16:33
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I started my career supporting XP for government offices, and I am going to reach retirement supporting XP for government offices.
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Jun 2, 2021 16:33
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me to all the Microsoft software programmers: all aboard
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Jun 2, 2021 16:33
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just detected a user messed with their control panel... we must hide it further!!!
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Jun 2, 2021 17:36
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if we bloat windows defender no body will be able to infect their computers because they'll be too fuckin slow
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Jun 2, 2021 21:31
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Instead of providing solutions, we'll have a support forum where other users can help each other with their problems, and the final post of every thread will be "I tried all that and still have the problem, does anyone from Microsoft actually read these threads??" and we will in fact not read these threads.
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We'll also have a knowledge center.
Sometimes poo poo happens, yo.
Did this help you with your problem?
[ YES ] [ SURE ]
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Jun 2, 2021 22:48
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We'll also have a knowledge center.
Sometimes poo poo happens, yo.
Did this help you with your problem?
[ YES ] [ SURE ]
I want a knowledge center for my bosses.
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Jun 2, 2021 22:59
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hjaha hey there, instead of having a consistent use case for the direction arrows and pageup/pagedown buttons, let's let the programs decide.
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Jun 3, 2021 02:54
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#mood
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opening one image in a folder with a lot of images? you fool. you buffoon. you abject nincompoop.
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Jun 3, 2021 03:50
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So we're gonna go ahead and put all your user created stuff in this OneDrive folder by default. That way you can access them through The Cloud! What do you mean you don't want The Cloud. Are you some kind of heretic? Luddite? The Cloud is the future! How could you not want The Cloud? Anyway yeah, your photos aren't in My Pictures, they're in OneDrive.
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Jun 3, 2021 04:27
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No you can't have more than one drive, that's kind of the point.
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Jun 3, 2021 09:04
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are you SURE you want to close this program?
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Jun 3, 2021 09:17
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my proudest moment was obtaining my MCP 2000. I used those skills to obtain my dream job.
growing plants in dirt.
and clipping train tickets.
That sounds nice 😁
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Jun 3, 2021 13:15
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Ok fine, don't use Edge, see if I care, I don't care, even though it would be better, and if you ever want to switch back you know where to find me and believe me, you will want to switch back, but seriously how can you not use Edge when it's so fast and secure and whatnot, but whatever, it's fine, I'm not even mad, just disappointed, you go and live your life without Edge, even though it'll be a bad life, are you sure you don't want to switch back to Edge?
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Jun 3, 2021 15:32
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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We'll streamline the user interface by making every action take two additional mouse clicks!
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Jun 3, 2021 19:18
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Behold! Cortana
Ooooh
Ahhhh
What does it do?
Nobody knows!
Nobody has ever used it!
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Jun 3, 2021 20:11
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Do you want Windows to update later, when you're not actively using this computer?
[ Yes ]
Well, I want a billion dollars and that's not going to happen either
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Jun 3, 2021 21:30
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brb somehow managing to make microsoft teams more clunky than anything made by adobe
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jun 3, 2021 22:17
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#mood
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This operating system, which we programmed wrong on purpose, as a joke,
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Jun 4, 2021 02:34
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May 2, 2024 23:00
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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hehhehehhhhhh eehehehhhe h (i laughwheezesnort through my profoundly deviated septum) mo-maahahaha, more like steve jobleaaaahahaha, joblll, joblesssssss!
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