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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
time for the 1 Thousand Year Old Harashima to lose to Uncle Jun.

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
hahah he never took it off

https://twitter.com/ddtpro/status/1401421630983659522?s=21

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Guessing Akiyama retains here.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Cyberfight has its Marvez

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Auritech posted:

i felt that slap!

https://twitter.com/tjpw2013/status/1401453427490627593?s=20

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait is Mutoh getting the main event over Uncle Jun!?! :stare:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Inoki lives in TJPW

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Wait is Mutoh getting the main event over Uncle Jun!?! :stare:

Kenny is going to challenge Mutoh after he retains.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Wait is Mutoh getting the main event over Uncle Jun!?! :stare:

Mutoh is older and balder

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
shamefully, i have never watched a jun akiyama match before today.

of course i've seen mutoh, i was around when wcw was good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kenta Kobashi! :woop:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
They got KOBASHI to commentate a DDT match

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Auritech posted:

shamefully, i have never watched a jun akiyama match before today.

of course i've seen mutoh, i was around when wcw was good

At least you aren't getting on board with his defense against Dieno.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
i mean this is all obviously leading to akiyama vs mutoh to unify the belts at ultimate party 2021

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

karmicknight posted:

Kenny is going to challenge Mutoh after he retains.

I thought Yuka was the evil one, now I know the truth, karmic :argh:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Akki is doing basically the same job as Kenta Kobashi.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Eddie Kingston grew up on the Four Pillars and joined comedy wrestling promotion Chikara and now the four pillars have joined comedy wrestling promotion DDT

comedy wrestling > all other wrestling

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

fez_machine posted:

Eddie Kingston grew up on the Four Pillars and joined comedy wrestling promotion Chikara and now the four pillars have joined comedy wrestling promotion DDT

comedy wrestling > all other wrestling

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I hate to say it, but HARASHIMA matches don't really do anything for me.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Pylons posted:

I hate to say it, but HARASHIMA matches don't really do anything for me.

He's a hundred million years old. It's alright.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I hadn't heard Kobashi talk before so I didn't know he had that gravelly voice thing like Honma and Tenryu

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
3000 isn't a lot of days, Akki.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


This is a match between two very very talented wrestlers with a ton of experience. I wish it had more character.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Jun is gettin cranky.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
for the sake of me, the incredibly tired wrestling viewer, i would like these eight hundred year old men to start doing some dives or get out some tacks or something

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Uncle Jun has decided he wants Harashima's neck.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
make jun akiyama do a top rope bump into legos

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

abraham linksys posted:

make jun akiyama do a top rope bump into legos

This match would have been better if Harashima was replaced with Shunma, yeah.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Harashima ready your post.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


karmicknight posted:

This match would have been better if Harashima was replaced with Shunma, yeah.

When this match was announced I wasn't paying attention and thought Jun was facing Takeshita. That would have been something.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
alright, I saw Uncle Jun do an exploder.

I'm tapping out.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
the sky is starting to lighten which means uh i should probably go to sleep huh

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Wrestling shows running longer than three hours (four at the absolute maximum) should be outlawed

the fact I've barely slept this weekend probably doesn't help in this particular case

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
this match is the prog rock of wrestling

technically it's very proficient and i'm sure some people like it a lot but there's a reason punk rock exists

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

ah, the feared Running Miss Kick

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Should have headlined with Miyu/Yuka :colbert:

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom

Jerusalem posted:

Should have headlined with Miyu/Yuka :colbert:

Agreed

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

That owned. Akiyama still rules

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
good night, i hope mutoh wins and we get a kod/ghc title vs title match with a combined age of over 100

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Get ready for non-NOAH fans to see champ Mutoh and Noah get completely buried worse than losing any previous match would have meant

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