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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hate to tell you OP but your silly voice is not in fact silly enough:colbert:
Just do that stupid badass wannabe voice from the Blackstar lp and much hillarity will follow.

Well that's my personal opinion anyway.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's a fine tribute to David Bowie and is sure to win you a platinum record OP.
IF YouTube forceably monitises your videos l know that Jim Sterling found a way to circumvent this.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some of the NPCs in the security centre look like David Cage, especially Tarek.
Thanks again for playing this for our amusement, the plot gets pretty wild but the gameplay is awful the whole way through.I

I watched an interview where David Bowie spoke with some enthusiasm about the multiple worlds concept but it's very obvious that he held no interest in games beyond a mild artistic curiosity, I'd be surprised if he ever played the game enough to discover it's poo poo.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A. Bullshit Unfun shooting arcade minigame.
B. Drug your captain.

You might be forgiven for not immediately realizing that B is the best choice here.

Also:

:burger:KRAVE THAT KOOPY™:taco:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The character animations have not aged well.
:eyepop:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Watch the video before reading.
Kayl was working in security center when Wife was calling on the sneak
"You must come home kayl" said Wife "I'm all covered in blood and poo poo!"
Keyl got in his slider and slid to home where Wife left a note
"Com to roof Kayl dear, it's totally not a trap"
So kayl got to roof and find Wife, and wife asks for hug but keyl said
"No way you are a goatdeamon!"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Thanks for the silly shorts OP, the game can get tedious to watch.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So since Yob is a unique character does it mean everyone else is a wanker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The 90's were a crazy time for experimentation in adventure games and I can't hate on Cage for thinking big. I'm hating on him for being creepy to women.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hey Purple I'm not gonna argue FPS melee since I know very little about it but which game are you referring to as being the first with good melee in 2017? Is it DOOM?

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well goddamn:vince:

Thank you for all the work you put in to make this entertaining DP.





We all knew that the Bowie and Bowie romance couldn't last :sadwave: it was too pure to exist in a fallen universe.

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