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This is a wombat. Glory in it's adorability! This is wombat poo.  Marvel at it's cubical shape! Now despair, for you yourself can not, and will never be able to produce something of such geometric beauty and purity from your own bum hole. Also, please enjoy this poem about Wombats, that has the decorum to mention neither poo nor bum holes. ------------------------------------- Wombat, wombat, So deadly in combat, So brave and so handsome, So dashing and free, Your enemies fear you, They dare not come near you, No matter how evil, Or cunning they be. -----------------------------------------
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVk8_HoQ4eA
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Jun 7, 2021 05:40
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I want more cube poop images
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Jun 7, 2021 05:46
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How does it cube it's poo poo?
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Jun 7, 2021 06:06
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sigher posted:How does it cube it's poo poo? Yeah, there's some kind of mechanism that causes its poo poo to cube. I'm interested in knowing more.
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Jun 7, 2021 06:26
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How does it? Really all I want to know
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Jun 7, 2021 06:27
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Wombats are cool
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Jun 7, 2021 06:36
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I want to know how to poo poo bricks like that.
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Jun 7, 2021 06:43
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Derpies posted:Wombats are cool Their poop is cubes???
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Jun 7, 2021 07:25
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i don't believe wombat cubes its poo poo also ufos are real and epstein didnt kill himself
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Jun 7, 2021 07:38
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I want more cube poop images You're a weirdo. But OK.    
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Jun 7, 2021 07:39
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Fun fact: wombats don’t actually poo poo cubes. Their poo poo is like a pile of clay and after each poo poo they ritualistically shape their feces into cubes. Sometimes they have even been known to stack the cubes into complex structures.
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Jun 7, 2021 07:43
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Jun 7, 2021 07:56
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Jun 7, 2021 08:37
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BrigadierSensible posted:You're a weirdo. But OK. Loving these cute poops. Crazy how nature do that
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Jun 7, 2021 08:51
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i enjoy the elements of the wombat that do not relate to it using its powerfully muscled sphincter to cube its droppings, so as to prevent them rolling down the hills on which it makes its home
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Jun 7, 2021 08:59
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i enjoy the elements of the wombat that do not relate to it using its powerfully muscled sphincter to cube its droppings, so as to prevent them rolling down the hills on which it makes its home Really loving these facts and information about the wombat and its square poops manufactured by anal muscles that eject Minecraft blocks
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Jun 7, 2021 09:04
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Wombats cube their poop to confuse and scare away predators.
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Jun 7, 2021 09:07
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A wombat's anus morphing into a perfectly square gape as a monumental cubic poo poo slowly slides out its geometrically perfect rear end in a top hat onto a verdant hill to the strains of Subwoofer Melody
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Jun 7, 2021 09:12
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Jun 7, 2021 09:40
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Jun 7, 2021 10:02
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Light mode user spotted in the wild.
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Jun 7, 2021 10:10
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sigher posted:How does it cube it's poo poo? A wizard does it.
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Jun 7, 2021 11:24
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Actually (I see), wombat intestines contain two grooves where the guts are more elastic. https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2021/01/how-do-wombats-poop-cubes-scientists-get-bottom-mystery
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Jun 7, 2021 11:33
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fifty thousand years ago there were wombats the size of a small car we were this close to being around at the same time as them and thus being able to tame them and armor plate them and ride them into world war 1.
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Jun 7, 2021 13:19
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Now the best you get is this which is still pretty bigass to be fair
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Jun 7, 2021 13:20
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sigher posted:How does it cube it's poo poo? Very Carefully.
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Jun 7, 2021 13:27
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a poop cube?!?
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Jun 7, 2021 13:48
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Mozi posted:a poop cube?!? I have requested that the UCS, or Union of Concerned Scientists, act to evaluate Nature's Harmonic Wombat Poop Cube Principle of Creation - for the welfare of children, nature and the future of all humanity. The dumb, brilliant and boring bastards have ignored their obligation to their humanity fellowship to research Wombat Poop Cube, and deserve to be spit upon publicly. It is their moral duty to test Wombat Poop Cube, and a curse of boring if they ignore the greatest discovery of humanity. I have offered $10,000.00 to the boring bastards if they disprove Wombat Poop Cube. They can't disprove it, so they hide like yellow-belly bastards they are.
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Jun 7, 2021 14:00
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Herbivorous, crepuscular
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Jun 7, 2021 15:45
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This cubed wombat poo is blowing my mind. "How do wombats cube their poo poo?" is now my own personal magnets conundrum.
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Jun 7, 2021 15:51
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very carefully
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Jun 7, 2021 16:03
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There was a pretty kickass webcomic about a wombat. "Remember Tunnel 17!" Lemniscate Blue fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jun 7, 2021 |
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Jun 7, 2021 16:20
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Mortal Vombat!!
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Jun 7, 2021 16:22
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Literal hardasses
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Jun 7, 2021 16:41
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MikeJF posted:fifty thousand years ago there were wombats the size of a small car There were modern humans around 50,000 years ago. Maybe they used the massive poop cubes to build houses.
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Jun 7, 2021 17:04
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Do wombats butt joust
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Jun 7, 2021 17:08
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Hey baby. Check out how square my poop is. Wanna do it?
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Jun 7, 2021 17:13
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Reminds me of the old joke: Why are turds tapered? So your rear end in a top hat doesn't slam shut. Bonus joke: What sport uses a wombat? Wom.
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i thought wombats were what luke used to bullseye back home
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