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SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

GenJoe posted:

these credentials are usually cryptographically encrypted in a way that only the party you've authorized can decrypt them. I'm guessing they're going to whitelist a limited number of the authorizing entities to prevent spoofing

i was thinking more about the camera not checking for defects so you could push a fake Id as genuine one

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
craig haphazardly tossed his iPod in the air... and it didn't fall down

just like that time Prince tossed his guitar in the air at the george harrison tribute performance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y

:stare:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I tried to split screen venmo and gmail to pay a contractor invoice on my ipad this morning and couldn't figure out how to do it

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

qirex posted:

I tried to split screen venmo and gmail to pay a contractor invoice on my ipad this morning and couldn't figure out how to do it

not every app has supported it historically. maybe this will fix that

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

don't bother trying to learn the new multitasking method, they'll change it again next year

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


The Metamucil isn't working with this one

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
I'm the productive multitasker that refuses to use macos

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmm Xcode lite for iPad?

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

lolol nice jump

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


here comes the big rag on Facebook

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



super craig federighi

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Thought he was gonna run into Tim 'Mission Impossible' Cook down there stealing yet another secret from the Mac lab to bring to the iOS lab

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
anonymize my privacy hole

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



SlowBloke posted:

i was thinking more about the camera not checking for defects so you could push a fake Id as genuine one

if it pulls the id number, that can be validated with the state. i suppose there's nothing to stop you from using a different person's id much like physical ids

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
can i vpn all traffic or is it just an apple maintained blacklist?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Binary Badger posted:

Thought he was gonna run into Tim 'Mission Impossible' Cook down there stealing yet another secret from the Mac lab to bring to the iOS lab

tim is now a chef and craig will ask him what he baking

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
siri speech recognition on device is probably the biggest news so far and might make me actually use siri

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

gently caress yes on device siri finally something good

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmm audio being sent to my groanpod mini is getting slightly out of sync

not impressed, timbo

i know it's probably intel's fault but sheesh

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Apple: Death is certain

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
lol how grim but necessary

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
lol Apple vpn, are they going to start pushing it like nordvpn?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmmm i guess the macos segment will be 35 seconds long

uhhh monterey, facetime improvements, enhanced TextEdit

thanks and good afternoon

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

sonatinas posted:

lol how grim but necessary

more online services should offer things like this honestly

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

how much do i have to pay for apple to thermite the drive my email is on when i die

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Is this about Healthkit or an ad for Air BnB and boba?

Pulcinella
Feb 15, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!
I don’t think an app is a solution to the American healthcare system. (Or even your shithead doctor telling you have heart failure and then speeding out of the room without answering your questions).

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

pretty stoked to track how drunk i am at all times

Kangra
May 7, 2012

r u ready to WALK posted:

pretty stoked to track how drunk i am at all times

Possibly the best post/username combo possible here.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


great now my phone can tell when I'm watching MST 3K Puma Man

DAHHHH!! WHOOOAAAA

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

can health track how many times i fart? it should.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

SO DEMANDING posted:

can health track how many times i fart? it should.

you’ll need to strap an apple watch to your butt to track vibrations

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


meaningful conversation with my doctor:

me: are you still taking my insurance

doc: yup (looks at his watch, runs like gently caress out of the room)

secretary: That'll be $350 for the well visit

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
oh man if they add blood glucose to the watch somehow and i can get alerts when my dad's gets low ill give apple all the dollars

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
are they even going to talk about macOS

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

poty posted:

oh man if they add blood glucose to the watch somehow and i can get alerts when my dad's gets low ill give apple all the dollars

i noticed that mention and thought it was interesting they didn’t clarify it as from a third party device since all the other metrics they were talking about they were collecting weren’t they?

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
by strapping the next generation apple watch directly and tightly around your atria, you’ll be empowered to track your cardiac health for the rest of your life

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wait a minute i have an apple watch series 3 and im morbidly obese, don't talk to anybody, and hate walking more than 5 ft. to get to the fridge

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Perplx posted:

are they even going to talk about macOS

macos has been deprecated

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
remember screensavers? they're back, in mindfulness app form

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