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poty posted:oh man if they add blood glucose to the watch somehow and i can get alerts when my dad's gets low ill give apple all the dollars aren't they in the middle of a lawsuit over glucose detection?
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Jun 7, 2021 19:10
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Our boy Kevin has a bit of gut just after the lady finished talking about fitness lmao
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Jun 7, 2021 19:11
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it's true, if it were to suddenly become opposite day our world would be shattered
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Jun 7, 2021 19:11
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group fitness is one of those things that appeals to a certain segment of people who are 100% convinced it's the correct solution for everybody nice to see lots of nonwhite models getting work for this presentation I guess [I'm assuming apple is to vain to use commercially available stock images]
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Jun 7, 2021 19:13
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yeah imagine if they became google with google dns
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Jun 7, 2021 19:13
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qirex posted:group fitness is one of those thigns that appeals to a certain segment of people who are 100% convinced it's the correct solution to everybody They're apple employees lol
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Jun 7, 2021 19:13
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haveblue posted:it's true, if it were to suddenly become opposite day our world would be shattered https://twitter.com/shen/status/1401963776841162755
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Jun 7, 2021 19:14
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idk if I can trust the opinion of someone who appears to have named a child 'wesleigh'awesome-express posted:They're apple employees lol
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Jun 7, 2021 19:15
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shut up wesleigh
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Jun 7, 2021 19:16
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Ah, the HomeKit presentation. aka: Time for a bathroom break.
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Jun 7, 2021 19:16
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someone send some homekit locks to the lockpicking lawyer so he can say if any of them are any good
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Jun 7, 2021 19:16
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well yes, apple does own the operating system we’re really in for it if linux ever bows to the glorious reign of king norodom nihamoni and starts mitming all your traffic for the munificent purposes of the cambodian people
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Jun 7, 2021 19:17
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poty posted:someone send some homekit locks to the lockpicking lawyer so he can say if any of them are any good spoiler alert: they won't be
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Jun 7, 2021 19:17
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Binary Badger posted:aren't they in the middle of a lawsuit over glucose detection? havent heard anything
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Jun 7, 2021 19:17
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qirex posted:all the perfectly lit and color graded selfies they keep showing? Part of Apple's new service to make it look like your friend group much more diverse than it actually is.* *This would clearly be a killer app among much of Apple's target demo.
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Jun 7, 2021 19:18
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hey siri play godzilla vs. kong 'you have watched this 3,872 times do you want to watch it again?' yup
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Jun 7, 2021 19:18
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rjmccall posted:well yes, apple does own the operating system the world's most popular operating system was created by an ad company as a data mining platform so while I don't think this will happen wrt apple it's not unprecedented
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Jun 7, 2021 19:19
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that cut through house is a security nightmare
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Jun 7, 2021 19:20
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oh FINALLY macos
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Jun 7, 2021 19:21
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ofc craig drives a 1960s red convertible
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Jun 7, 2021 19:21
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Big Sir but no small sir
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Jun 7, 2021 19:21
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Binary Badger posted:that cut through house is a security nightmare I have a feeling a number of folks at Apple have been wanting to build elaborate sets for years now, and when they finally got the opportunity dropped in their laps they went HAAM on it.
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Jun 7, 2021 19:22
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MacOS being kept in a basement in another location.
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Jun 7, 2021 19:22
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let's talk about macos, which we store offsite in a bunker
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Jun 7, 2021 19:22
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Universal control with my clacky artisanal keyboard?!
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Jun 7, 2021 19:23
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haveblue posted:let's talk about macos, which we store offsite in a bunker Also, we are gonna keep doing the joke about feeding a team of marketers acid and force them on a road trip to get the next name.
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Jun 7, 2021 19:24
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i would legitimately like an ios synergy for my work setup
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Jun 7, 2021 19:25
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Okay, if Universal Control is actually as good as it just demo'd, it's gonna be huge.
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Jun 7, 2021 19:26
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lol Airserver for macos is dead
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Jun 7, 2021 19:27
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LanceHunter posted:Also, we are gonna keep doing the joke about feeding a team of marketers acid and force them on a road trip to get the next name. "They found that making progress in Big Sur was impossible, so they just started driving back. On the way home they stopped in Monterey for gas, and just gave up on putting any more effort into it."
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Jun 7, 2021 19:27
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here, shortcuts for mac oh btw we're killing off AppleScript
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Jun 7, 2021 19:28
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lol good dig at designers with the implication they just steal stuff out of pinterest and shop it up (it's true)
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Jun 7, 2021 19:28
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no designer worth their salt could use pinterest for more than 5 minutes without getting mad at the interface and closing the tab
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Jun 7, 2021 19:29
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I have a shortcut set up to upload a local image to imgur and tack on bbcode tags for the image url. it's super handy
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Jun 7, 2021 19:29
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lol imagine using Safari
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Jun 7, 2021 19:29
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just heard the words "m1 macbook pro"
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Jun 7, 2021 19:29
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Safari: 17 hours on the M1 MacBook Pro 2 seconds on the Intel MacBook Pro before the fans come on
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Jun 7, 2021 19:30
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tab groups on the side. hmm. I guess they're ripping off Opera circa 2004.  Opera
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Sent from my iPad posted:lol imagine using Safari username/post combo
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