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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Binary Badger posted:

pretty sure we can tar and feather jon prosser now

definitely sure now

off to twitter to tell him he sucks

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
looking forward to every writeup of this being "APPLE DOES NOT ANNOUNCE NEW MACBOOK PROS they did announce some features though"

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Binary Badger posted:

pretty sure we can tar and feather jon prosser now

jon prosser is probably the worst of them all but you can ignore everyone thats not ming-chi kuo or mark gurman

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

gurman throwing shade

https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1401974346726494212?s=20

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

I would imagine anything goes at this point as far as hardware announcement goes with COVID blowing up every kind of supply chain

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

glad nothing notable was announced today otherwise I might be tempted to spend money on apple poo poo

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

WHERE'S THE loving 16 INCH TIM

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

SRQ posted:

WHERE'S THE loving 16 INCH TIM

cradling 16 inch tim in my arms

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

also tab groups is good but I remember using that in opera in 2005.
I used it to save my porn in a way that nobody else could figure out.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


SRQ posted:

WHERE'S THE loving 16 INCH TIM

Hey, even if he's a billionaire it's not cool to go leaking timb's Grindr messages.

EDIT:

SRQ posted:

also tab groups is good but I remember using that in opera in 2005.
I used it to save my porn in a way that nobody else could figure out.

True security through obscurity.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

I also write my furry porn commissions on vintage systems most of the time.
both for focus and lol nobody is gonna know what to do with a loving zip disk.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
it always amazes me that anyone reads any of those people. they know their audience, so they always predict some sort of incremental hardware update because people get more excited about new hardware, and they always pretend somebody leaked the info to them so that it doesn't just sound like some idiot's random guess. they're literally just trufans who would be photoshopping the next iphone if they had any photoshop skills

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

SRQ posted:

I also write my furry porn commissions on vintage systems most of the time.
both for focus and lol nobody is gonna know what to do with a loving zip disk.

I have a Zip drive in my power Mac g4

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rjmccall posted:

it always amazes me that anyone reads any of those people. they know their audience, so they always predict some sort of incremental hardware update because people get more excited about new hardware, and they always pretend somebody leaked the info to them so that it doesn't just sound like some idiot's random guess. they're literally just trufans who would be photoshopping the next iphone if they had any photoshop skills

a lot of times the rumor sites are pretty spot on. i'd be surprised if we don't see a macbook pro without the useless touchbar relatively soon.

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
so the biggest announcements i think were:

multiple timers
on device siri
facetime web
synergy clone

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Silver Alicorn posted:

I have a Zip drive in my power Mac g4

that's actually my favourite system, an AGP-500 that runs 8.6

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

akadajet posted:

a lot of times the rumor sites are pretty spot on. i'd be surprised if we don't see a macbook pro without the useless touchbar relatively soon.

sites yes, but some of the people made an internet career out of just spouting bullshit.
the sites aggregate it all so generally like, macrumors will be correct overall but still source a bunch of wrong bullshit too.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that and people really really want m1 models that don't compromise on features compared to the intel pros

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

how do i get to apple music with atmos?¿?

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

haveblue posted:

that and people really really want m1 models that don't compromise on features compared to the intel pros

I really really hope this happens because it would be a goddamn city on a hill:
MacBook Pro M1X/2/whatever, 16 inch. Touch Bar yes or no I don't care
EGPU passthrough. If at all possible that idiotic feud with Nvidia ending too.
Win10 ARM bootcamp.

I'll buy the base model with just the first point and build a lovely pc gaming box otherwise, but if I can hit all three I'll get the top end one and do what my present 16 inch is doing. General computing, and push windows button for games off an egpu.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


SRQ posted:

WHERE'S THE loving 16 INCH TIM

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

SRQ posted:

that's actually my favourite system, an AGP-500 that runs 8.6

wow that’s exactly what I have but I dual boot 9.1 and 10.1

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i need me a laptop that can deal with the photos my camera takes. too many megapixels for my 2015 13 incher. and I'm not going to buy one until I can get me a bigger m-whatever laptop

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

beige macs or bust

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

r u ready to WALK posted:

beige macs or bust


that isn't beige. it's just white

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

akadajet posted:

that isn't beige. it's just white
platinum

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

akadajet posted:

a lot of times the rumor sites are pretty spot on. i'd be surprised if we don't see a macbook pro without the useless touchbar relatively soon.

this is what i mean, though. these are literally just some guys in their basements telling you stuff you want to hear. their predictions are all obvious as poo poo except for release dates, and they're usually wrong about release dates, often by like half a year or more. so what are you getting by reading them?

like, the rumor sites in general are useful, but it's not because of the rumors, it's because they're news aggregators about something you care about. by all means, read the news about things you care about. but these product rumors are totally not worth your time

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
the rumor sites usually managed to predict everything that happens because if you publish enough made up "rumors" one of them will be pretty close. that doesn't mean that any given "rumor" is actually telling you anything.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
no comments on the State of the Union?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
everyone stopped watching once it was clear there would not be new macbook pros

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Plorkyeran posted:

the rumor sites usually managed to predict everything that happens because if you publish enough made up "rumors" one of them will be pretty close. that doesn't mean that any given "rumor" is actually telling you anything.

they manage to predict everything because apple is huge and supply chain leaks are real. and on occasion, their employees get wasted at hipster bars and leave stuff behind.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

poty posted:

jon prosser is probably the worst of them all but you can ignore everyone thats not ming-chi kuo or mark gurman

can we ignore that daring snowball guy, too? he sucks.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
sure but those stories generally come from real journalists who’ve developed real relationships with real sources, and they tend to have a million details that you don’t care about and find boring, so instead you click on jon q rumoro so you can lick the bullshit

Pulcinella
Feb 15, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

eschaton posted:

no comments on the State of the Union?

“That’s it?!”

Seemed to end very quickly after spending forever on XCode cloud that we will likely never, ever use.

I’m disappointed that there still does not seem to be collection views for SwiftUI.

The Metal people always seem to be very, very on the ball. Lots of documentation, lots to talk about, lots of sessions, plenty of sample code. Wish I knew where to dive in.

RealityKit finally has good an useful features after last year’s non-update of “video textures and we will see y’all next year.”

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
i thought it dragged on painfully long after the xcode cloud part

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Feels like the keynote was a nothingburger

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Maximo Roboto posted:

Also good to see their Buddybuild acquisition finally became something

i just hope it's not going to be as expensive as i'm afraid it will be

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
it was bad

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


it was bad if you were convinced that new hardware was gonna be announced

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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Binary Badger posted:

it was bad if you were convinced that new hardware was gonna be announced

i was actually relieved, i get to go a little longer without giving timb any more money

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