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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Craig's memoji's hair is messier than IRL Craig's hair

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


The Metamucil isn't working with this one

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmm Xcode lite for iPad?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


here comes the big rag on Facebook

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Thought he was gonna run into Tim 'Mission Impossible' Cook down there stealing yet another secret from the Mac lab to bring to the iOS lab

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmm audio being sent to my groanpod mini is getting slightly out of sync

not impressed, timbo

i know it's probably intel's fault but sheesh

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmmm i guess the macos segment will be 35 seconds long

uhhh monterey, facetime improvements, enhanced TextEdit

thanks and good afternoon

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


great now my phone can tell when I'm watching MST 3K Puma Man

DAHHHH!! WHOOOAAAA

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


meaningful conversation with my doctor:

me: are you still taking my insurance

doc: yup (looks at his watch, runs like gently caress out of the room)

secretary: That'll be $350 for the well visit

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wait a minute i have an apple watch series 3 and im morbidly obese, don't talk to anybody, and hate walking more than 5 ft. to get to the fridge

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


poty posted:

oh man if they add blood glucose to the watch somehow and i can get alerts when my dad's gets low ill give apple all the dollars

aren't they in the middle of a lawsuit over glucose detection?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hey siri play godzilla vs. kong

'you have watched this 3,872 times do you want to watch it again?'

yup

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


that cut through house is a security nightmare

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


oh FINALLY macos

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Universal control with my clacky artisanal keyboard?!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


here, shortcuts for mac

oh btw we're killing off AppleScript

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Safari: 17 hours on the M1 MacBook Pro

2 seconds on the Intel MacBook Pro before the fans come on

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmmm didnt take long to go back to fellating iPhone instead of mac

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Smythe posted:

safari lady is going to the line hotel on her la trip. good choice. c u there bb

only if they have morbidly obese accessible escalators

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


was expecting Ted Lasso to come out and hawk Xcode enhancements, disappointed he didnt

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wouldn't use the word little (im speaking for both of us)

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


neutral milf hotel posted:

not really. I just want a new m2 macbook pro

gimme the hardware, nerds

not during this show bub

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


pretty sure we can tar and feather jon prosser now

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


now you can write code that brings down the server and everyone can lose time all at once

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


pretty sure you're only gonna be able to use TestFlight on M1 Macs

ditto for Xcode Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Binary Badger posted:

pretty sure we can tar and feather jon prosser now

definitely sure now

off to twitter to tell him he sucks

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


SRQ posted:

WHERE'S THE loving 16 INCH TIM

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


it was bad if you were convinced that new hardware was gonna be announced

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