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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Braun had fake train sounds when he ran around the ring

Elias would kill for drops of jupiter.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

all
mighty

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
it's cool how lashley gets to cheat on his wife and have sex with all those women and also good for MVP for being there to pounce on the scraps.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Dashing Sheamus

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Going to 100% believe he wears that cause someone saw Cutler in the same thing


Cross and Asuka seem fun

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
sheamus is the only wrestler who takes visible damage week over week and it owns

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Digital Jedi posted:

Going to 100% believe he wears that cause someone saw Cutler in the same thing


Cross and Asuka seem fun

Shame its entire purpose is to try and portray Nikki Cross as a big babyface when in reality she is a massive geek

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DALE GAS

Sheamus is the coolest guy between these guys and it's not even close. He should be treated like a major badass.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Codependent Poster posted:

He should be treated like a major badass.

he was, years ago, and it felt really goofy

e: then he got hurt and came back with the beard braids and poo poo and thus began the 'you look stupid' part of his career. i dont think hes ever recovered

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



that spanish fly was badass

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Ah finally New Day is going to get split all the way

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh God I forgot Mansoor exists. Ali with the good hair, and Mansoor with.......the acne???

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jiro posted:

Oh God I forgot Mansoor exists. Ali with the good hair, and Mansoor with.......the acne???

I guess we'll have to see his back to see if he's roiding up

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

just cutting a promo in the stairwell here

e: great flying nothing from cedric

Intruder fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jun 8, 2021

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:stonk: Jeeezus the lashes on Charlotte, it's amazing she can even open her eyes.

Oh God I forgot what Nikki's music is. It's so terrible.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't get over how bad Nikki's new music is

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DarkstarIV posted:

BUT CAN THEY COEXIST!?

I'm beginning to think they won't!

Intruder posted:

I can't get over how bad Nikki's new music is

yea it's soooo bad for her and just bad

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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I legitimately think Nikki's music is one of the worst, if not the worst modern wrestling theme in all of the sport today.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BREAK OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kczaSPlAVU

It's like it was a rejected Mickie James theme

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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...*taps mic*...is this thing on?

CAN THEY COEXIST!?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh sweet now asuka is a geek who rhea and charlotte argue over who gets to kick her rear end

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Intruder posted:

oh sweet now asuka is a geek who rhea and charlotte argue over who gets to kick her rear end

Kayfabe wise she has the highest IQ of any woman in that match right now.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Flipped over to Raw and saw Rhea yell "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" at her teammate Charlotte Flair, only to get hit by Charlotte and instructed to get back into the ring

They are really making her terminally uncool on the main roster

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Status Update: They are not coexisting. So by WWE booking law, they will win.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
just tuned in and I see Charlotte ragdolling Nikki around then the slap tag to Rhea lol

e: god drat Asuka loving RULES

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Final Update: They cannot coexist

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
hahahaha :lol:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Okay there are way more than usual posts in the RAW thread is that a good sign or a bad sign

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Charlotte looked real good in the ring, because it looked like she didn't give a gently caress about anyones safety for a second.

Did she get her implants removed? She looks as fit as I've ever seen her

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Kirios posted:

Okay there are way more than usual posts in the RAW thread is that a good sign or a bad sign

I apologize I was just launching the CAN THEY COEXIST tracker

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




DarkstarIV posted:

I apologize I was just launching the CAN THEY COEXIST tracker

"strange...the tracker only points to NO"

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm just sad the alexa poo poo isn't going to stick around to halloween when they could do some dumb gently caress campy spooky stuff.

Kirios posted:

Okay there are way more than usual posts in the RAW thread is that a good sign or a bad sign

I shut up a bunch because I was racing around getting nighttime farm chores done before the day-long rain came back again

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
lol Mansoor is back? Guess there's a blood money show on the horizon

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

That's not what those tarot cards mean

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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THE LORE OF ALEXA must be main eventing tonight

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
jesus Kofi

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Randy is pointedly wearing a shirt :lol:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Time for THE LORE OF ALEXA

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Poor Shayna having to sell for the spooky lights

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Holy gently caress this is dumb lol

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