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classic https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529 i think this is my favorite headline https://www.theonion.com/black-guy-asks-nation-for-change-1819569703
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Heavy_D posted:Once you let Today Now into the picture, this is pretty strong this is amazing lol
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https://www.theonion.com/patrolling-west-bank-just-not-same-without-big-cone-of-1847350881
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sex house rules, watch it if you haven't
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the last sentence of the longer articles is often a nice stinger but no i usually don't read the full thing because most of it is just a riff on the same headline
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Yossarian-22 posted:https://www.theonion.com/exhausted-noam-chomsky-just-going-to-try-and-enjoy-the-1819571502 this is good
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what did you do, onion. what did you do https://www.theonion.com/clinton-threatens-to-drop-da-bomb-on-iraq-1819564617 where the gently caress is the map
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every old article's photo is missing
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paging bust rodd
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in the last year or so i've laughed at reductress and hard times more than the onion. rip
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