More ways to enjoy Grape-Nuts

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cruft

I noticed this morning that the box wants me to visit their web site for more ways to enjoy Grape-Nuts. But I bet I could save all the trouble by just asking the yob!

In what ways do you enjoy Grape-Nuts?

# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:05

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# ? May 5, 2024 04:48

cruft

For instance, I was thinking a couple boxes in a big popcorn bowl and you'd have yourself a bitchin' ball pit for mice

# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:06

nut

u can use them to line the bottom of a pet's cage

# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:06

cruft

Can you shoot Grape-Nuts out of a BB gun? I know a way to find out!

# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:06

cruft

nut posted:

u can use them to line the bottom of a pet's cage

I could line the bottom of a pet, too.

# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Smoke em

# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:25

vanisher

Enjoy grape nuts by tricking your family into eating grape nuts

# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:27

vanisher

I'll bet forums poster Nut has some strong opinio... Oh he already posted

# ? Jun 9, 2021 17:19

google THIS

i'm not sure what the original way to enjoy Grape-Nuts is tbh

# ? Jun 9, 2021 18:16

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"you could ride a horse, go dancing or even put on your favorite swimsuit and go to the beach with no fear of leaking" dad awkwardly reading the back of the grape nuts box to his confused teenage daughter

# ? Jun 9, 2021 18:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Coat your junk in sex lube then dip it in a bowl of grape nuts for a crunchy evening with the Missus.

Add a layer under the soil of potted plants for water drainage.

Declare them on your taxes as a dependent.

Use them instead of ground beef for vegetarian tacos.

On a long drive, let them take a turn driving so you can take a nap.

# ? Jun 9, 2021 19:18

nut

replace the gravel in your driveway with it

# ? Jun 9, 2021 19:26

nut

hold it in your crop and use it to grind pieces of food into mouthfuls of more digestible sludge

# ? Jun 9, 2021 19:27

google THIS

Remove the bag and hide good cereal in the box so no one steals it

# ? Jun 9, 2021 20:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

for once in your life maybe ask grape-nuts what it wants to do and try enjoying that

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 9, 2021 20:38

FutonForensic

[asmr] grape nuts rustling to the bottom of empty garbage bag

# ? Jun 10, 2021 07:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Confession time: I like grape nuts but only once every few years. A couple of years ago I got that grape nut craving, but all they had was the knock off store brand. "How bad could they be?" I asked myself and purchased them.
The first mouthful was absolutely terrible, and somehow got worse as I finished the bowl. "Jesus christ, these store brand grape nuts are foul!" I exclaimed loudly, and then noticed that the milk had gone off.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 07:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

they're fine with raisins and sugar spranklinz

# ? Jun 10, 2021 08:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

[asmr] grape nuts rustling to the bottom of empty garbage bag

# ? Jun 10, 2021 11:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Sacrificing grape-nuts as a blood offering to atone for your sins.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 12:35

cruft

Empty snow globe + wood clamps + Grape-Nuts = Maracas!

# ? Jun 10, 2021 14:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

cruft posted:

Empty snow globe + wood clamps + Grape-Nuts = Maracas!

Grape-nuts snowglobe :colbert:

# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:23

google THIS

Putting actual grapes and nuts in the box and blowing Seinfeld's mind

# ? Jun 11, 2021 15:55

Escape From Noise

# ? Jun 11, 2021 15:56

Stoner Sloth

attach a pair to your truck

# ? Jun 11, 2021 16:00

Stoner Sloth

proving your not full of poo poo after telling someone you found a rare male grape

# ? Jun 11, 2021 16:02

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i suck on the grape nuts and spit them back out like im doing a wine tasting

# ? Jun 11, 2021 17:34

cruft

Dump Grape-Nuts into copper kettle
Remove shoes
Stomp around in there a while
Pour water over it
Wait
...
Grape-Nut Wine!

# ? Jun 11, 2021 17:41

Escape From Noise

They're a great exfoliant.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 00:04

cruft

Crack them open with a pair of needle-nose pliers and enjoy the delicious nut inside.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 01:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Trying to figure out which wine would pair with grape nuts. Either a shiraz or pinot grigio

# ? Jun 12, 2021 02:30

cruft

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Trying to figure out which wine would pair with grape nuts. Either a shiraz or pinot grigio

Night Train

# ? Jun 12, 2021 02:42

Vei

wrong thread pretty hard EDIT oops

Vei fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jun 12, 2021

# ? Jun 12, 2021 02:49

cruft

Going to the senior prom? gently caress corsages! Give your date the emotional kung-fu punch to the junk that is a single Grape-Nut in decorative foil!

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:11

Escape From Noise

Deez grapes are nuts!

# ? Jun 13, 2021 03:25

google THIS

Loudly remark to no one in particular that Grape-nuts got their name because their inventor thought they looked like grape testicles, then if someone cuts in like "that's not what grape testicles look like" or "grapes don't have testicles" you can be like boom, busted, found the guy who stares at grape crotches

# ? Jun 13, 2021 20:46