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So there was this clandestine cloning program called “Les Enfants Terribles” which aimed to produce clones of the best soldier to ever live, Codename Big Boss...
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snakes are sentient, living penises and tempt the poor ladyfolk with fruit from the tree of knowledge. they are satan incarnate. best stay away from them OP, or you, too, will be thrown out of the Garden of Eden and forced to wander a hellscape of your own making
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Jun 9, 2021 18:38
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Uh snakes are myths buddy
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Jun 9, 2021 18:40
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it's food you eat throughout the day outside of the 3 big meals, but you spelled it wrong go read a dictionary
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Jun 9, 2021 18:41
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well you know snakes on a plane, right? well it's just like that, except without the plane
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Jun 9, 2021 19:00
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2-10 is the goldilocks zone for legs. Snakes and millipedes are both ridiculous. And as different as they try to be from each other, theyre basically the same animal in terms of locomotion, appearence and morals.
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Jun 9, 2021 19:14
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Edit is quote in some cultures
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Jun 9, 2021 19:14
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Icochet posted:2-10 is the goldilocks zone for legs. Snakes and millipedes are both ridiculous. And as different as they try to be from each other, theyre basically the same animal in terms of locomotion, appearence and morals. Millipedes are drat liars, they ain’t got no thousand legs!
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Jun 9, 2021 19:16
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are there any one legged animals? are snakes a one legged animal? 
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Jun 9, 2021 19:21
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Seahorses are kind of hosed up when you think about it
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Jun 9, 2021 19:24
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I have a third leg iykwim 
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Jun 9, 2021 19:27
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snakes are like the most chill animal. they just want to hang out and have a good time. if you are a snake you would probably want to just hang out in a warm sunny spot all day and stretch out.
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Jun 9, 2021 19:38
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Real answer with visual aides! Basically they tense some muscles to make bits of them skinnier and longer, while other muscles hold the rest of their body in place as an anchor, pushing them forward. ===O= -> ==O== -> =O=== -> O==== -> ====O
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Jun 9, 2021 19:38
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Like what if penis but it bites. HTH OP.
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Jun 9, 2021 19:40
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Aardvark! posted:are there any one legged animals? are snakes a one legged animal? Surely nature has attempted it but they die out real fast. 'Evolutionary pushovers' is what the scientists call them.
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Jun 9, 2021 20:10
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Asterite34 posted:Real answer with visual aides! See this is something I can understand.
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Jun 9, 2021 20:23
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OP curl up your finger and hold it against your other hand. You'll probably find you can exert some force on it by uncurling your finger. Now imagine you had like 50 joints in your finger instead of 3 and it would probably be a smoother force. That's how snakes work
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Jun 9, 2021 20:33
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They suck air in through their nostrils and squirt it out their cloaca like a jet engine.
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Jun 9, 2021 20:45
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Lie on the ground and make a humping motion with your pelvis you are now moving exactly like a snake
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Jun 9, 2021 20:50
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Lamia without the halfchick on one end
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Jun 9, 2021 20:51
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bird with big dick posted:Lie on the ground and make a humping motion with your pelvis you are now moving exactly like a snake Ok the one thing I do know about snake movement is that they are not humping. Snakes go side to side not up and down
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Jun 9, 2021 20:56
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Lie on your side and make a humping motion
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Jun 9, 2021 20:57
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You can tell what a snake ate for dinner just by looking at it since the snake will be in the shape of whatever is in its belly.
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Jun 9, 2021 20:58
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The same way you can like bend and wiggle your dick. Some people can't do it. Sorry if that's you OP.
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Jun 9, 2021 21:00
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Penises evolved when a snake first got into a symbiotic relationship with Jesus.
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Jun 9, 2021 21:03
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I once saw a Slinky go down stairs and aftewards I sat three days and nights in contemplation, still couldn't figure it out
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Jun 9, 2021 21:09
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Can a snake eat itself?
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Jun 9, 2021 21:11
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I'm impressed we made it so far before anyone mentioned that snakes are actually powered by biological magnets attuned to the Earth's gravitational poles.
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Jun 9, 2021 21:15
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Snakes are pretty cool in my opinion, and nature thinks so too, considering how long they’ve been around basically unchanged. Snakes: Moderately ancient, and pretty cool.
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Jun 9, 2021 21:16
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Millipedes are drat liars, they ain’t got no thousand legs! Right, yhey have a million, that is why they are called millipedes, jfc take a math class
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Jun 9, 2021 21:25
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it's like a green piece of poop but it's alive
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Jun 9, 2021 21:37
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imagine four lines on the edge of a cliff. snakes work the same way
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Jun 9, 2021 22:38
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They're basically worms but with sharp-rear end teeth, hth.
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Jun 9, 2021 22:59
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They apparently do not like being tread upon.
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Jun 9, 2021 23:12
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the real snakes here are the politicians though amiright?
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Jun 9, 2021 23:13
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There's a snake in my boot!
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Jun 9, 2021 23:16
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Full Metal Jackass posted:They apparently do not like being tread upon. Oh I bet some of em do 
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Jun 9, 2021 23:42
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh I bet some of em do 
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Jun 9, 2021 23:54
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just a box
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its me. I've got a lot of little threads and I'm just pulling them along
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