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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

SERPUS posted:

Can a snake eat itself?
Everything can eat itself.

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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

i heard a rumour that the main character in escape from new york was supposed to be played by Andy, the world famous snake at the time, but he got sick last minute and kurt russell was chosen because the producer was a blind idiot and signed him instead of clint eastwood as a replacement

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Snakes are a sin against nature. All matter abhors it and constantly pushes the snake away from itself

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Snakes stay still and the earth moves

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Snakes stay still and the earth moves

How does this work if two snakes move in opposite directions

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Snakes? snakes, snakes, I don't know no snakes.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The Bloop posted:

How does this work if two snakes move in opposite directions

Every snake has its own world and you only see the snakes

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Every snake has its own world and you only see the snakes

Well, I'm convinced

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Another victory for philosophy

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
How is this thread still going and MPP hasn't posted yet

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
MPP was chased off the forums, although I don't know how because the movement of serpents still eludes me!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

MPP was chased off the forums, although I don't know how because the movement of serpents still eludes me!

That's a very particular interpretation

I do hope he comes back, but he ragequit after getting a short probe for something a mod very clearly told him he'd be probed for.

Plump and Ready
Jan 28, 2009

bird with big dick posted:

Lie on your side and make a humping motion

Its this, snakes are the devil and so is your deviant humping. Figure it out op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If you cut a snake’s head off it not only grows the head back but also another head.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

The Bloop posted:

That's a very particular interpretation

I do hope he comes back, but he ragequit after getting a short probe for something a mod very clearly told him he'd be probed for.

I interpret that kind of weird meltdown as a person having a rough time IRL and that just happening to be the moment they lost their poo poo.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Knormal posted:

Everything can eat itself.

A shameful snake eat he own poosay

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Who What Now posted:

MPP was chased off the forums, although I don't know how because the movement of serpents still eludes me!

lol check it out guys they still think snakes actually exist

e: gently caress wrong thread. how do i delete this

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Jake the snake is a wrestler that walks just like you op

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
Snakes are everywhere OP. Look behind your little vanity mirror, or in your rugged cedar chest full to the brim with clown equipment, or at your spouse - stressed from a long days work, eager to wind down, stunning in the fading light of day, alive in that tired way like you just met but never felt more comfortable or capable of vulnerability around another human. That's snakes, friendo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Any one of ussss could be a sssswarm of ssssnakes on a keyboard

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I interpret that kind of weird meltdown as a person having a rough time IRL and that just happening to be the moment they lost their poo poo.

yes, probably

part of why I hope they come back - so we know they're ok

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

Any one of ussss could be a sssswarm of ssssnakes on a keyboard

That would be rad, I'd love to be posting pals with a python

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
You eat 6-8 snakes every night in your sleep (one per hour)

inkajoo
Oct 4, 2015

nyes
they're not propelling themselves it's all residual momentum from whacking day

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Every time you ask someone to explain snakes to you, a snake, somewhere, gets its boobs

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Pimpcasso posted:

Jake the snake is a wrestler that walks just like you op

Jake the snake doesn't get driven around in the bed of an old pickup truck half covered by a tarp.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

sssss ssssss this is snek

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
snakes are that long lizard thing that comes out of the basket in banjo kazooie when you poo poo eggs into a spiraling bowl while the friendly dark skinned man encourages you op

you can eventually climb the snake and get a jiggy

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Snakes are the infants of the great serpent seen during Ayahuasca trips. When tobacco is smoked, they are born here, on earth, to the Snakemother

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mac and Cheese posted:

snakes are that long lizard thing that comes out of the basket in banjo kazooie when you poo poo eggs into a spiraling bowl while the friendly dark skinned man encourages you op

you can eventually climb the snake and get a jiggy

well I'm convinced

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015



This is how they move. with lots of wiggling

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/loversscience/status/620684453002805248

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
So that's what a Lamia treadmill looks like

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no, that's a snake treadmill

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
Snakes are very reasonable.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Imagine if you put wings on a snake.
Wow.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

See, this just confused me further, how does that make it go forward any other time?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Big Beef City posted:

Imagine if you put wings on a snake.
Wow.

Got ya covered

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Well presumably it's not slipping OR it has wings

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zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Easiest explanation

https://youtu.be/A2_w-QCWpS0

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