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If only the devil had taken the shape of a decapod. Could've made something of this shithole
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Icochet posted:If only the devil had taken the shape of a decapod. Could've made something of this shithole Imagine if he had shown up as like, a triceratops
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine if he had shown up as like, a triceratops The God Of Struggling In Doorways Hang-On-A Minute-I'll-Back-Up-And-Try-Againquetzaqotl
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Jun 12, 2021 00:09
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is this why you never hear about snakes up at the north pole (because of the slippy ice)
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Jun 12, 2021 05:36
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Aardvark! posted:is this why you never hear about snakes up at the north pole (because of the slippy ice) snakes' body temperature gets colder or warmer with the ambient temperature and this translates to just plum freezing to death if it's cold enough, which is the real reason you won't see them near the north pole (at least until the ice caps melt anyway). so when its too cold they go underground and into some weird kind of hibernation where they're not quite asleep but still very sluggish so if there's a warm day they can maybe get some water out of the snow have a video about it, the snake travels across the snow probably the same way they'd travel across ice and definitely the same way desert snakes travel across sand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqJrQXVLeek e: this one is of a snake going across ice veeeeeeeeerrrrrrry sllllllloooooooooooowly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHvj78zx3M Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Jun 12, 2021 |
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Jun 12, 2021 06:04
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There’s one black snake who got real smart and lives in one of the rodent bait boxes I service. He just lets the rats come to him.
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Jun 12, 2021 07:35
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A python is a great pet because it loves hugs
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Jun 12, 2021 07:54
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when it comes to long distance travel, snakes vastly prefer to travel via airplane as seen in the documentary Snakes on a Plane
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Jun 12, 2021 08:19
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There's great hairy snakes up on the north pole. Some call them bigtails
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Jun 12, 2021 12:21
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine if he had shown up as like, a triceratops or a tricerabottoms 
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Jun 12, 2021 12:28
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Devil in form of lesbian Trex
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Jun 12, 2021 12:31
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:snakes' body temperature gets colder or warmer with the ambient temperature and this translates to just plum freezing to death if it's cold enough, which is the real reason you won't see them near the north pole (at least until the ice caps melt anyway). so when its too cold they go underground and into some weird kind of hibernation where they're not quite asleep but still very sluggish so if there's a warm day they can maybe get some water out of the snow Did you seriously just try to explain how 'being cold blooded' works to a room full of adults? Is that honestly what you did just there?
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Jun 12, 2021 12:37
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Snakes move around whereby a process called “frotting” They repriduce with a process called “pankyhanky” op If you’d ever met a snake, we’d know: you’d remember and it’d have called me Snakes cannot be gay but some of natures laws were meant to be broken Snakes ARE bugs
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Jun 12, 2021 13:56
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how can snakes be real if our eyes aren't real
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Jun 12, 2021 15:01
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Big Beef City posted:Did you seriously just try to explain how 'being cold blooded' works to a room full of adults? I had my adult cousin ask me if snakes were basking in the sun to get vitamin D, like people. Which, like, I dunno maybe that too? But seems a lot of people are not familiar with being cold blooded.
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Jun 12, 2021 15:06
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Big Beef City posted:Did you seriously just try to explain how 'being cold blooded' works to a room full of adults? Have you seen the adult population lately? They definitely need an explanation of how being cold blooded works.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Have you seen the adult population lately? They definitely need an explanation of how being cold blooded works. I never leave my posting chambre
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Have you seen the adult population lately? They definitely need an explanation of how being cold blooded works. Go to the comments of any video of an innocent person being shot by the cops and you'll find no end of cold-blooded people
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Jun 12, 2021 15:54
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Elburroman posted:Snakes move around whereby a process called “frotting” niiiiice I think this one's about penises.
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Jun 12, 2021 15:56
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I think you mean hemipenises. That's scientist for snake penises
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Jun 12, 2021 16:02
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The scientific name for snake tits is hemispheres.
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Jun 12, 2021 17:24
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Mooey Cow posted:I had my adult cousin ask me if snakes were basking in the sun to get vitamin D, like people. Which, like, I dunno maybe that too? But seems a lot of people are not familiar with being cold blooded. I mean, that IS how a lot of reptiles metabolize vitamin D, so it's not a VERY stupid question
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Big Beef City posted:Did you seriously just try to explain how 'being cold blooded' works to a room full of adults? the man asked a question, i felt like answering also i work in an irs call center. the only thing 'adult' really means to me is that you managed not to die before you got old enough to drink, has absolutely nada to do with being smart or bothering to learn things
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Jun 12, 2021 17:59
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Snake… tits?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Snake… tits? It's trinity from the matrix saying dodge this but instead it's 'snake tits'
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Jun 12, 2021 20:06
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Not every snake has to have tits you guys.
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Jun 12, 2021 20:29
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It is optional but highly encouraged
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Jun 12, 2021 20:44
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Not every snake has to have tits you guys. Oh I'M SORRY. I thought this was AMERICA
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Jun 12, 2021 21:00
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Not every snake has to have tits you guys. What's even the point of a snake then
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Jun 12, 2021 21:12
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Why have a hamburger when you can have a cheeseburger and that cheeseburger is a snake with massive reptilian milkers?
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Jun 12, 2021 21:13
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Aardvark! posted:are there any one legged animals? are snakes a one legged animal? Snails move along on their one foot. One foot = one leg, hth.
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hate hoot posted:Snails move along on their one foot. Nah nah, you're forgetting all that goop they have on the bottom. You need to account for the secret of the ooze before you think about a snail's leg(s).
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Mooey Cow posted:I had my adult cousin ask me if snakes were basking in the sun to get vitamin D, like people. Which, like, I dunno maybe that too? But seems a lot of people are not familiar with being cold blooded.
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Chrispurple posted:Nah nah, you're forgetting all that goop they have on the bottom. You need to account for the secret of the ooze before you think about a snail's leg(s). Snails cum themselves forward when they hop a very short distance up. They only hop such a short way because their leg is very short.
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A lot of molluscs only have one foot - barnacles, limpets, anemones etc. One leg is plenty if you live in water. Sea snakes are fun to watch. They move through water they same way they move on the ground, which seems like it shouldn't work or is cheating somehow.
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Jun 13, 2021 12:33
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Elukka posted:Actually yeah, that too! It's why for most pet reptiles you need a UV lamp and not just heat. This isn't true. Most reptiles actually use the UV light to search crime scenes.
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Reptiles naturally secrete luminol.
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