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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Wait, hold on.. This is the UEFA Euro, right? Then what in god's name are Italy doing in it?

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

UEFA CGI: you need a heart to live

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

The one good thing is that my stream keeps dying. The bad thing is that I won't take the hint

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I like how this genuinely doesn't sound like a home game for Italy

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Whenever the Italians have the ball, the Turks should quite simply appreciate all the beautiful triangles

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

19': time to start hoofing it from 35 meters out

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

shitaly

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lol

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Might 2020 Turkey be the new 2004 Greece?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I mean, it's practically the same country too

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ephex posted:

Raki is Ouzo, Gyros is Döner

That's literally true :hmmyes:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ephex posted:

What the gently caress is Schweinsteiger wearing lol

I think he's going for Italo-Bavarian menswear op

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

There's a second half???

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Short corner into offside :blessed:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lmao

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

"Italy can't score"? Oh yeah hmmm, watch this

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

And that will always be the first goal of this Euro lol

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

italy actually scored a goal

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Bombs going off is actually normal in Italy, and through being alarmed by it you show your first world privilege. Here's what you need to know 👇 (1/???)

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

I mean...it is?

For what it's worth, I didn't even notice the "explosion", I just wanted to riff on the idea of Italy being a third world country, which we all know it's not, haha

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I'm gonna need Turkey to shoot one (1) goal here so my prediction is correct. Forza <- except in Turkish

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

goatface posted:

Who did Finland beat to get here?

Greece, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Armenia and Liechtenstein. They did NOT beat Italy

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


That's two goats, actually

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

:rip: everyone, died to slapstick

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

for some reason I just got a flashback to that one Finnish rally driver saying "it went up into the rear end of Timo"

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Finn voice: We neet more sisu!! [my teammate breathes on me wrong and my eyeballs explode]

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


That's the one, thanks! The gesture is more beautiful than I remembered

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Oh wow that guy is knocked out

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

German commentator: "at least his legs are moving". lol they're twitching

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

JESUS christ

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

now they're defibrillating...

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Karl Sharks posted:

i missed what happened too what preceded this?

Nothing, all of a sudden Eriksen is on the ground with open eyes, but clearly unconscious already

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

German broadcast just went back to the studio (the commentator was doing a good job not talking), only for the studio guy to start retroactively narrating all the grisly details...

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

vyelkin posted:

cancel the euros

Yeah *turns on the tv* holy gently caress what's this

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Hegay posted:

He just left in an ambulance without sirens

poo poo

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Hegay posted:

Delayed till 19:45

What is delayed? This Denmark - Finland game?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


wtf lol. JUST CANCEL

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I just hope the Finns stop running into and nutshotting each other

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Fine, whatever. The Finns can continue doing whatever the gently caress it is they're doing, but the broadcasters put slidewhistles and *boioioioiiiing* sound effects over everything, so you know it's nothing serious

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