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Wait, hold on.. This is the UEFA Euro, right? Then what in god's name are Italy doing in it?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 19:36 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:46 |
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UEFA CGI: you need a heart to live
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 19:48 |
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The one good thing is that my stream keeps dying. The bad thing is that I won't take the hint
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 19:51 |
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 19:56 |
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I like how this genuinely doesn't sound like a home game for Italy
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:12 |
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Whenever the Italians have the ball, the Turks should quite simply appreciate all the beautiful triangles
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:15 |
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19': time to start hoofing it from 35 meters out
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:20 |
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shitaly
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:36 |
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lol
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:39 |
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Might 2020 Turkey be the new 2004 Greece?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:44 |
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I mean, it's practically the same country too
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:44 |
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ephex posted:Raki is Ouzo, Gyros is Döner That's literally true
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:46 |
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ephex posted:What the gently caress is Schweinsteiger wearing lol I think he's going for Italo-Bavarian menswear op
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:59 |
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There's a second half???
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:03 |
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Short corner into offside
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:04 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:10 |
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"Italy can't score"? Oh yeah hmmm, watch this
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:10 |
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And that will always be the first goal of this Euro lol
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:12 |
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italy actually scored a goal
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:23 |
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Bombs going off is actually normal in Italy, and through being alarmed by it you show your first world privilege. Here's what you need to know 👇 (1/???)
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:29 |
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Gigi Galli posted:I mean...it is? For what it's worth, I didn't even notice the "explosion", I just wanted to riff on the idea of Italy being a third world country, which we all know it's not, haha
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:33 |
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I'm gonna need Turkey to shoot one (1) goal here so my prediction is correct. Forza <- except in Turkish
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:41 |
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goatface posted:Who did Finland beat to get here? Greece, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Armenia and Liechtenstein. They did NOT beat Italy
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:19 |
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That's two goats, actually
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:23 |
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everyone, died to slapstick
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:31 |
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for some reason I just got a flashback to that one Finnish rally driver saying "it went up into the rear end of Timo"
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:33 |
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Finn voice: We neet more sisu!! [my teammate breathes on me wrong and my eyeballs explode]
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:36 |
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Grimson posted:marcus grönholm That's the one, thanks! The gesture is more beautiful than I remembered
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:38 |
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Oh wow that guy is knocked out
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:43 |
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German commentator: "at least his legs are moving". lol they're twitching
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:44 |
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JESUS christ
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:44 |
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now they're defibrillating...
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:46 |
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Karl Sharks posted:i missed what happened too what preceded this? Nothing, all of a sudden Eriksen is on the ground with open eyes, but clearly unconscious already
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:47 |
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German broadcast just went back to the studio (the commentator was doing a good job not talking), only for the studio guy to start retroactively narrating all the grisly details...
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:55 |
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vyelkin posted:cancel the euros Yeah *turns on the tv* holy gently caress what's this
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:56 |
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Hegay posted:He just left in an ambulance without sirens poo poo
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 18:08 |
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Hegay posted:Delayed till 19:45 What is delayed? This Denmark - Finland game?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 18:28 |
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Hegay posted:Match resumes at 20:30, official wtf lol. JUST CANCEL
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 19:07 |
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I just hope the Finns stop running into and nutshotting each other
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 19:15 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:46 |
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Fine, whatever. The Finns can continue doing whatever the gently caress it is they're doing, but the broadcasters put slidewhistles and *boioioioiiiing* sound effects over everything, so you know it's nothing serious
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 19:18 |