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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
da OP is a fuggin BIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHH!!!!!

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




It is a thing of beauty:

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

surely it would be better for your soul and to some extent less of a hassle to just buy a bunch of gift av certs and make a raffle thread when you wanted to give jeffrey money

...right?

e: i do admit trying to catch all the autobans is pretty funny

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Not gonna lie the OP’s gimmick is pretty funny as far as gimmick accounts go.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
It's long term storytelling at it's best

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

whats the starting salary for a mod

They let us keep the leftover hair from the communal showers. All the $0.06 t-shirts you can stuff into the back of your corolla.

END CHEMTRAILS NOW
Apr 16, 2005

Pillbug

Mega64 posted:

Are you aiming to get all the autoban reasons on your rap sheet?

If so, god speed, OP!
How many are there?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
im glad the OP is banned

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
voted 5, thanks for the 14 years long commitment OP

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

paying for server costs is a noble service op

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bronze Fonz posted:

It is a thing of beauty:



Honestly now that I look at this OP should autoban on the same day at the same time once a year

That would be a hell of a gimmick. We'd wait eagerly!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
make nooner a mod and don't let him quit

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


No goatse, no keyboard goop. Voted 1.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
imo reversal of fortune. Give OP a new avatar, platinum, and make them a mod.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BVIG TITTIES!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BVIG TITTIES!!!!

They fine I guess.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Funky See Funky Do posted:

imo reversal of fortune. Give OP a new avatar, platinum, and make them a mod.

where is your imagination

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


bradzilla posted:

Lmao what in the world

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Bronze Fonz posted:

It is a thing of beauty:



That four and a half year gap in autobans is disturbing me

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

op is a saint in the making.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This is unrelated but I didn't want to start a thread

I looked at a few threads in FYAD and I don't think it's a very good place these days

One post was someone saying "here's your mozzarella op" and it was a picture of a man rocketing white liquid from his butt, presumably from the erect penis wielded by his friend beside him

Eesh:eek:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BVIG TITTIES!!!!

QIYD!!!

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

ladd posted:

ban me

No. :colbert:

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
well yo can tell by the way i suck your cock imma mans man now time to gently caress

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Smugworth posted:

This is unrelated but I didn't want to start a thread

I looked at a few threads in FYAD and I don't think it's a very good place these days

One post was someone saying "here's your mozzarella op" and it was a picture of a man rocketing white liquid from his butt, presumably from the erect penis wielded by his friend beside him

Eesh:eek:
Heh, classic FYAD :mmmsmug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OP has gotten banned like 4% of the times he posts. Crazy poo poo.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BVIG TITTIES!!!!

I am the titty man give me your titties

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

well now im thinkin about tities

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Sarah Problem posted:

$110 donated to the cause

money laundering scheme

JEFFREY?!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i think this guy should be made an ik when he reregs. probably has some real interesting ideas

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




only making two posts between bans is impressive

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

low key sex master posted:

Honestly now that I look at this OP should autoban on the same day at the same time once a year

That would be a hell of a gimmick. We'd wait eagerly!

That's actually what I was expecting to see when I clicked his rap sheet. The inconsistency is what makes this so weird to me. Dude regged in 2003 and then laid low for 4 full years until he got himself autobanned not once but twice in 2007.

Then he hibernated for 5 years, after which point he went on a relatively modest autoban regimen until 2014. We lost him again after that for another 5 years, but eventually he came back and started autobanning himself at a faster pace than ever before.

People are saying this is a gimmick but I have a feeling it's just an exotic form of drunk posting.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

what kinda bitch posts a ban-me

just stop posting you attention seeking turdburglar

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


What an absolute ladd

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


while we are here can a mod ham me

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
probably just someone who has trouble staying away but needs to actually focus on more important things in their life right now

*head turns spookily and stares at u through your monitor*

KING EGG
Dec 1, 2000

Saturday is "Treat Day"
why does this keep happening? oh god

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Aardvark! posted:

op i would like to congratulate you on your 11th straight autoban

There are worse gimmicks out there.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Devils Affricate posted:

That's actually what I was expecting to see when I clicked his rap sheet. The inconsistency is what makes this so weird to me. Dude regged in 2003 and then laid low for 4 full years until he got himself autobanned not once but twice in 2007.

Then he hibernated for 5 years, after which point he went on a relatively modest autoban regimen until 2014. We lost him again after that for another 5 years, but eventually he came back and started autobanning himself at a faster pace than ever before.

People are saying this is a gimmick but I have a feeling it's just an exotic form of drunk posting.

The OP only has like 200 posts though. It's not like the OP is some crazy super user or anything... Although that might be even more confusing why they login to autoban every few years...

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Bronze Fonz posted:

It is a thing of beauty:



He doesn't have the full set of autoban messages yet. I'd say he's more than halfway done, but there are plenty of messages to go and the more he has, the more likely he is to get a repeat.

It's a long road ahead of him and I wish him luck.

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