breaking news: hot girl summer!!

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hot girl summer?
	yes
	oh hell yeah gurl
	hot drat
	hot girl summer

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

it is officially a hot girl summer in byob! :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbcLcSY2au4
:stare:

you go girl! :stare:

twerking is in
gigantic asses are in

-post you're pics or videos of yourself twerking your way through summer
-share your experiences of your :siren:

hot girl summer :siren:

-share, discuss, analyze any tips or trick to achieving your maximum :siren:

hot girl summer :siren:

-post pics of your :siren:

hot girl summer :siren:

dioramas

# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 20:21

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:42

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Khanstant posted:

omfg

# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 21:25

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i feel like people are t taking hot girl summer seriously enough

i twerked in front of my local Dunkin' Donuts for 20 minutes after getting my coffee this morning. i'm doing my part.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 14:19

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Manifisto posted:

I have some hot girl tips and tricks!

first, and this may seem counterintuitive, you do not want your girl to be TOO hot. try for two levels of heat, a hotter one that can really sear with an unforgettable first impression, and a lower, more smoldering level of heat that will finish the job.

second, when it comes to cleaning your girl, wait until they are good and hot then give them a nice rubdown with a damp cloth. we've all heard the cautionary tales about dirty girls.

the third has to do with smoking. there is such a thing as too much smoke! the smoking imparts flavor to be sure, but keep in mind that not every flavor is to everybody's liking. a nice laid back mellow smoke goes well with most things.

welp those are my hot girl tips so far, I will keep the thread posted as the summer progresses! meanwhile, please share your own hot girl knowledge, it's invaluable for newbies and the more experienced alike!

going to add this to the op, ty

# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 20:31

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FutonForensic posted:

BIG hot girl summer update! hot girl is dead 😔 #HotGirlBummer

i dont care if we have to "weekend at bernies" this poo poo, i will not let this ruin my hot girl summer

# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 18:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

just to clarify, and I can't believe I have to say this, rolling up your windows and sitting in your car on a hot day is not a "hot girl summer"

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 18:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

im not coming out

*frantically banging on the window as you twerk, your butt rhythmically sliding down the scalding hot sweat covered window* "NUT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, PLEASE JUST TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONER!"