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ya I’ll just have the soup thanks
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The Voice of Labor posted:*your bowl of what appears to be minestrone is topped by a monkey's paw. the first finger begins to curl as the bowl is placed in front of you* ya waiter there’s a monkey paw in my soup
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Jun 13, 2021 03:00
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The Voice of Labor posted:the waiter asks "whaddaya wanna do about it?" I wish…this was just normal soup and that nothing else about the universe
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Jun 13, 2021 03:06
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The Voice of Labor posted:the second finger on the monkey's paw curls. the server makes no attempt to remove the paw from the soup I apologize for my disregard for fusion cuisine and eat my soup
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Jun 14, 2021 16:52
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The Voice of Labor posted:*as you debate leaving a tip, you could swear the last extended finger of the paw is pointing at you from the bottom of the bowl* I do the ET touch fingers thing with it and make a quiet final wish in my mind
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Jun 15, 2021 02:12
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sorry which way to the bathroom? I have to peepee
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