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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > hello welcome to my restaurant
 
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Escape From Noise

 Neverending pasta and breadsticks.

* # ¿ Jun 13, 2021 03:04
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:49
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Escape From Noise

 I'm unionizing



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ¿ Jun 13, 2021 06:45
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The Voice of Labor posted:

I do not run this establishment to fatten my wallet at the expense of the dignity and value of its staff. unionize away though be forewarned that the hobgoblin is a right to work libertarian scab

Gonna give the hobgoblin full table service!



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* # ¿ Jun 13, 2021 07:20
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Escape From Noise

 Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

* # ¿ Jun 15, 2021 11:49
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Escape From Noise

 I'll have the questionable wild mushrooms salad please

* # ¿ Jun 19, 2021 04:36
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The Voice of Labor posted:

*after picking out the deadly aminitas you're left with some fly ridden russulas and an absolutely unheroic amount of weakly psychoactive panaeolus*

What? No stink horn? I'm taking at least a star off my Yelp review.

* # ¿ Jun 19, 2021 06:36
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:49
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 I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant, but nothing, I said nothing can take away these blues.

* # ¿ Jun 19, 2021 06:58
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > hello welcome to my restaurant