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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
If Eva came out and did the same thing Emma did when she debuted Emmalina I will forgive a lot about this show

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This is going to be trash and I'm the compactor? I guess? I don't know. But it's gonna be poo poo.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Starting off the the ratings grab with LORE OF ALEXA!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I haven't watched the beginning of Raw in forever.

It's poo poo

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Lol Lilly is in "time out" because they realize the audience will poo poo all over the gimmick.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiro posted:

I haven't watched the beginning of Raw in forever.

Eva Marie is a draw, brother

DarkstarIV posted:

Lol Lilly is in "time out" because they realize the audience will poo poo all over the gimmick.

I didn't even realize this was a live crowd show, I forgot all about it and missed smackdown

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Intruder posted:

Eva Marie is a draw, brother

I didn't even realize this was a live crowd show, I forgot all about it and missed smackdown

It's not but they're somehow hilariously aware enough to start putting that gimmick to bed before they hit the road.

Why is Nikki Cross coming out to unused music from Mickie James???

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Jiro posted:

I haven't watched the beginning of Raw in forever.

It's poo poo

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Intruder posted:

Eva Marie is a draw, brother

I didn't even realize this was a live crowd show, I forgot all about it and missed smackdown

Nah. They go back on the road in a couple of weeks so they are scrapping the gimmick now it seems.

Also time to open with Nikki and her bad theme.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol they keep talking about Nikki's momentum

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Can't wait for Charlotte to not sell.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DarkstarIV posted:

Can't wait for Charlotte to not sell.

It's gonna be great when she no sells her wedding too

In Charlotte adjacent news, Andrade is STILL being advertised to have his match with Alberto del Patron down here but now it's a 3 way match with loving CARLITO. :laffo:. When they already have Sin Cara on the card.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Was about to laugh if Charlotte lost again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
At least they're letting Nikki get some offense in this time

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
:laffo:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
lmaoooooooooooooo

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Where's the drip stick?

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Turned on Raw, a match is happening for once, Jeff Hardy vs Johnny Morrison. This should be good, they can’t really screw this u- Johnny Drip Drip, Cedric walks out for some reason, Johnny Drip Drip, Miz sounds like he smokes 3 packs a day on commentary, Johnny Drip Drip, match over in 3 minutes, Johnny Drip Drip.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
And now its a career threatening match for Jeff. If he loses against Cedric he must retire.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

what's jorf hardbay doing in the aew zone

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

what's jorf hardbay doing in the aew zone

Very excited for Willow in AEW

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
when are we getting to the evalina factory

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
So I don't know if I'm happy or sad Jeff won

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

"I'll beat you there also"

like did you say you're gonna die first like it's an accomplishment or what

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Here we go.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Naomi rules and I'm sad she has to job to Eva Marie here. Also what the gently caress where's the announcer

e: uhhh ok

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
She is actually here!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
lmao poor piper niven

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So Eva's gimmick of "never actually has a match" was retained

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Oh Piper ... :(

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1404601909785280514?s=20

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
So they didn't even bother introducing her at all?

DarkstarIV posted:

lmao poor piper niven

So this is 100% Vince wanting to put a girl who is big next to Eva cause it's funny to him, right?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Eva continues to be lineal trash. Cool

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1404602643977322502

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Digital Jedi posted:

So they didn't even bother introducing her at all?

So this is 100% Vince wanting to put a girl who is big next to Eva cause it's funny to him, right?

Fightful is reporting Piper Niven's new name is Doudrop.

No I am not joking.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

no loving way

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Use it. Use it.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible






https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1404602319233224705?s=20

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

oh FFS this company

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Introducing someone who has been on TV as someone who you have no idea who they are is completely insulting to the few audience members you have

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

ric flair would shill anything for a buck. maybe I can get him to audible my friend's romance novels. he just screams "WOO" every time there's a sex scene

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