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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
here i am
walking with a yorick cane

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Pimpcasso posted:

Where is the pimp model

literally right there dude how did you miss it

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Thanks for the tip op but as a wizard I exclusively use staves to help my decrepit flesh move from one location to another.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

The nutcracker is clearly for hitting people with (in the nuts).

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I might actually get a cane because my one knee is Super hosed Up and my doctor said it might stave off my inevitable knee replacement, I'd need a super hot lady on my cane tho, like mondo knockers in cane form

Beato Believer
May 23, 2009

I believe in Beato.
Even when she's driving.
At night.
In a snowstorm.
I just have the usual standard medical canes. I have to use two of them -- or as I like to call it, dual wielding.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Beato Believer posted:

I just have the usual standard medical canes. I have to use two of them -- or as I like to call it, dual wielding.

this technique sounds extremely powerful

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I'm having trouble picking out a cane that would match my fedora and duster coat. I'll probably go with a star wars themed one

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
going to order two of the nymph cane, one for walkin and the other for... you don't need to know what the other one will be for

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I might actually get a cane because my one knee is Super hosed Up and my doctor said it might stave off my inevitable knee replacement, I'd need a super hot lady on my cane tho, like mondo knockers in cane form

Get advice on how to use it

It's a touch more complicated than one might think

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Does it depend on the strength of the handle carving?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I like the one with a knob on the end but could it perhaps be more phallic?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Cane Daddy

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And maybe have some kind of protective sheath that slides onto the knob, to prevent wear and tear

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This reproduction crane cane seems P.cool

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Jestery posted:

Get advice on how to use it

It's a touch more complicated than one might think

yeah it takes some practice to get the twirling action right

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some cool frogs:



But let's face it, the only cane for the discerning elderly gent is a flask cane

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
As the most able bodies person in my immediate social circle of roommate and old friends I dont think I should post these to soci media and laugh . I'll keep it constrained to this thread I guess
Lol

e but I totally steal poo poo from GBS and make my friends laugh with varying levels of success. kinda lean on SA like a creative crutch of sorts

Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jun 18, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Crushing my knee in a vise right now so I can get one of these cool canes

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

How is there not a haberdashery in Illinois named Chi-Canery?

Sjs00 posted:

As the most able bodies person in my immediate social circle of roommate and old friends I dont think I should post these to soci media and laugh . I'll keep it constrained to this thread I guess
Lol

e but I totally steal poo poo from GBS and make my friends laugh with varying levels of success. kinda lean on SA like a creative crutch of sorts

steal it and make people laugh i dont give a gently caress.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

How is there not a haberdashery in Illinois named Chi-Canery?

steal it and make people laugh i dont give a gently caress.

I just wanted to take the time to mention how much I appreciate you letting me lean on ya

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
true cane story: when i was recovering from some injuries, i had a hollow metal cane that doubled as a fierce weed smoking pipe. sucker had a bore like a 20 gauge shotgun and me and my buddies would get fuckin high with it. i ruined it though because you can't have a weed pipe and bottle rocket launcher at the same time. it's really gotta be either one or the other, no compromise is possible.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That sounds like a loving challenge, will someone step up to the Kickstarter plate?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
How about canes for showing animals? Also useful for self defense, I suspect.
https://www.coburn.com/3-extra-heavy-duty-octagonal-cane-burnt-lacquered

https://www.coburn.com/flex-canes-2


Now for hogs too

https://www.enasco.com/p/C07434

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jun 18, 2021

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

isn't that called a "crook"????????

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
A shepherd's crook looks somewhat different
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepherd%27s_crook
https://www.google.com/search?q=she...iw=1536&bih=711

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Keep waiting for someone to mention these bad boys:

https://fashionablecanes.com/products/bull-penis-tourist-handle-walking-cane

I'm not sure why you want to walk with a bull cock, but have at it.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I feel like Big Daddy Kane needs to start a line of Kane’s for all the Big Daddies out there

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Also, if it’s not tacticool , you’re a tactifool



Never know when I’m gonna have to use my cane for some ice climbing then stab a Yeti to death for its pelt

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
wondering if anybody else remembers the extremely brief posting career of 'solar spawn' and his intergalactic pimp cane?

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
Surprised there aren't more gun-canes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You'd think that America would be all over a concealable long range rifle.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021

By popular demand posted:

You'd think that America would be all over a concealable long range rifle.

america got your back https://www.swisscolony.com/p/gun-handle-cane-743056.html

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Because of course you wanna rep your love of bull penises.

https://fashionablecanes.com/collections/bull-penis-walking-canes

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


wow it's a good thing my penis is too big to make into a cane

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

My dad’s had two strokes and walked with a [collection of] canes for 700 years. Then he fell and broke his hip. Now he’s in a wheelchair.

Welp, that’s my cane story. Thanks for listening. Pull up to the second window, please.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
One diet bull penis with a side of fries please

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Beato Believer posted:

I just have the usual standard medical canes. I have to use two of them -- or as I like to call it, dual wielding.

Be careful. Tutankhamun dual wielded and it's likely that his knee still killed him.

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