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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-w4H5a2u4c

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

El Generico

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Apparently the guy who came up with the Hirohito gimmick was the same WWE writer who wrote the Kane movie, which originally had him skullfucking people's eyes out with a 3 foot long dick.

Which incidentally was called Eye Scream Man before they retitled it.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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sticklefifer posted:

Apparently the guy who came up with the Hirohito gimmick was the same WWE writer who wrote the Kane movie, which originally had him skullfucking people's eyes out with a 3 foot long dick.

Which incidentally was called Eye Scream Man before they retitled it.

Smart move. Can't be nearly as good as this:



Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

Lmao from that wiki his big move was called the Swastika and also everyone else does a Swastika too

http://www.luchawiki.com/index.php?title=Su%C3%A1stica

e: omg

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

beggar posted:

Lmao from that wiki his big move was called the Swastika and also everyone else does a Swastika too

http://www.luchawiki.com/index.php?title=Su%C3%A1stica

e: omg

nazi jet jaguar vs. the jewish red ranger

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



CM Punk's Muay Thai fighter gimmick.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
STRO The Maestro of Wrestling, who still does appearances and dumb podcasts in 2021

Oooooh LA LA

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque pu essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


my main takeaway from this is that King Solomon vs The Nazi in a hair vs hair match once main-evented a 1982 lucha libre show

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
The Loan Wolf after the upcoming housing bubble burst.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Every instance of this:





Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010




Lmfao

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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:laffo:

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
clearly photoshopped :rolleyes:

here's the real scoop, brother.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Bogus Adventure posted:

Every instance of this:







Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Akeem the African Dream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ClsBFY29O0

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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I was trying to find a better thread for this clip of Vince saying/doing insane poo poo, but I think this is probably the most fitting one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqN5uEJYUug

Lots of classics as well as Vince explaining, "Well, actually, the XFL is doing pretty great!"

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Honestly all Vince's incest angles were just early, if you go by porn trends.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

fandango. adam rose.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Mulaney Power Move posted:

fandango. adam rose.

It's good to see the Bunny show up in AEW, though.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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I just love Shane's face when Vince refers to him as "THE PRODUCT OF MY SEMEN!!!"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Bogus Adventure posted:

I just love Shane's face when Vince refers to him as "THE PRODUCT OF MY SEMEN!!!"

:bahgawd: "IT'S CUUUUUMMMMMMM!"

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Lacking the exact context, Dustin's might just have been another color for his crazy rainbow when he was doing his Artist phase rather than deliberate blackface like the others.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Cornwind Evil posted:

Lacking the exact context, Dustin's might just have been another color for his crazy rainbow when he was doing his Artist phase rather than deliberate blackface like the others.

I could see that if he had painted his lips gold, but the red lips are pretty damning.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Muhammad Hassan existing and also doing terrorist angles

(and being played by an Italian-American wrestler)

Also his TNA music starting with a plane crashing noise.

But yeah Eugene has to be the winner.

BG James and "Cute Kip's" valiant baby face male chauvinist gimmick from 07 where they would basically strip and humiliate Christie Hemmie each week isn't a good look now either.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Vince MechMahon posted:

Honestly all Vince's incest angles were just early, if you go by porn trends.

what is it with porn and the incest thing it's really bizarre.

If the only trends Vince is ahead on are porno trends does that mean every porn is going to end with a lame no cum finish and it'll be the same old people loving every video

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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CyberPingu posted:

Also his TNA music starting with a plane crashing noise.

I did not know this. :yikeseroo:

Eat My Fuc posted:

what is it with porn and the incest thing it's really bizarre.

If the only trends Vince is ahead on are porno trends does that mean every porn is going to end with a lame no cum finish and it'll be the same old people loving every video

The big finish is always a XXX pedigree to the face

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Eat My Fuc posted:

what is it with porn and the incest thing it's really bizarre.
game of thrones got popular

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Davros1 posted:

CM Punk's Muay Thai fighter gimmick.

lol I forgot how hard WWE went on about his MMA training in the early days and then he signed to UFC and revealed he actually just did a few BJJ classes and had never actually rolled before

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

"Photogenic" Chris Bosh has aged perfectly

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

lol I forgot how hard WWE went on about his MMA training in the early days and then he signed to UFC and revealed he actually just did a few BJJ classes and had never actually rolled before

He'd come out with the kick pads and the taped up fists and proceed to throw the shittiest looking strikes and kicks and knees ever seen. And we can't forget the Anaconda Vise, the worst looking "submission" finisher.

Also, that scrawny guy yelling "It's Clobberin' Time!" during his entrance was especially cringe.

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jul 4, 2021

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

STONE COLD 64 posted:

"Photogenic" Chris Bosh has aged perfectly

Everybody keeps asking me. Is Chris Bosh racist... yes!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Punk was cool

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Davros1 posted:

He'd come out with the kick pads and the taped up fists and proceed to throw the shittiest looking strikes and kicks and knees ever seen.

turns out that's the best he could do in real life. i remember watching the training montage before his real fight and it's like, is this guy wearing weights? he's just completely unathletic which is what i think they said about him when he was training for wwe. "it's like he had lead in his pants"

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Davros1 posted:

He'd come out with the kick pads and the taped up fists and proceed to throw the shittiest looking strikes and kicks and knees ever seen. And we can't forget the Anaconda Vise, the worst looking "submission" finisher.

I hadn't trainee grappling at all when he was in ECW and did it, which was the last time I saw it, but wasn't it just an arm triangle with the opponent answering the phone? Seems fine to me, considering how arm bars look in WWE

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Anyway to get back on topic of gimmicks that have aged well: CM Punk's gimmick of really liking to compete in wrestling

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
the heart throbs

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
The Viking Raiders

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque pu essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the york foundation

terri runnels is going to use the power of lotus 1-2-3 to make mike rotunda a world champion, because it was 1990 and you could do that then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evKsxUoKEo4

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