Jeffrey Approved Terrorist Recruitment Megatthread

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A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

I know a lot of you have been chafing under the assumption that terrorist recruitment wasn't allowed on SA, but have no fear, Jeffrey has just confirmed that it is!

420 Gank Mid posted:

Have you considered its bad to recruit for ISIS whether or not you get paid to do so?

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love to be on the ground floor of setting the precedent that recruiting for terrorist organizations does not violate the rules of this website

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Optimally fighting terrorism is not in this forum's mission statement, no. I'm willing to be less than maximally-effective in fighting terrorism for the sake of not seeking to figure out people's jobs. In fact, we sometimes treat terrorism quite irreverently, and make videos of terrorist attacks and the victims thereof, set to silly music.

Now, he hasn't made it entirely clear what exactly the limits are (can you commission videos of terrorist attacks as part of your recruitment campaign?), so don't go all-in right away. You of course also have to take into consideration local laws. DO NOT RECRUIT FOR A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION ILLEGAL WHERE YOU LIVE. In fact, you should not recruit for ones illegal any place you intend to visit either, possibly not ones where people with a name similar to yours live or intend to visit either if you have any respect for other people, so keep that in mind.

Anyway, with that out of the way, here's a thread for letting goons help finding worthy terrorist organizations that they can support. A note here for Americans: While most of SA is American, there are a lot of non-American goons here too. Do not recommend a terrorist organization as a safe one to support just because it's legal in the US.

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A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Neurolimal posted:

Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein

Please take this to DIY. This thread is meant for recruitment only.

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Mercrom posted:

someone already posted this thread please use the search function https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750679

Please read the OP:

A Buttery Pastry posted:

A note here for Americans: While most of SA is American, there are a lot of non-American goons here too. Do not recommend a terrorist organization as a safe one to support just because it's legal in the US.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 11:34

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gudetama posted:

anyway this thread would probably be more successful at recruiting terrorists if it was in DnD and had a link to apply for jobs in Biden�s ICE

D&D has the official state funded terrorist recruiter, but I thought it'd be appropriate for C-SPAM to come together as a community to show that you don't need a state to change the world. Citizen terrorism, working within the system but thinking outside the box, is what's needed to bring terrorism into the future. Don't break the law, break the paradigm.

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Is this a CIA joke

I mean, maybe? I don't know if the CIA was pranking Brown Moses by convincing him to boost the web presence of an ISIS member, but it's possible.

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comedyblissoption posted:

wrap it up ciaspamailures

we're finished
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1407280998702800898

Sick police van though.

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