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*tears painting of red door off hotel wall and drives truck through taco bell drive thru* Goddammit, I've been surfing the border all day.. MissingPizza should have appeared by now" SUDDENLY... I chuckle to myself.. "BajaBlastoise, I Choose dew!" You give your pokemon MDMA and the chalupa takes its shell off, revealing a bed of lettuce and tomato.. A voice booms from behind as a pikachu with a mariachi band walks towards me, "si, el pikã pikãnte" *Intense sour cream erupts from the frying pikachu eyes* "gently caress YOU DAD I HAVE AN ACTION REPLARHGGGGGGHGHH-Y ... All of your pokemon have fainted... *awakens several days later as Ryan Reynolds and rebrands "Team Rocket" as "Mint MOBILE" from the backseat of my lincoln.. "Alriiiight alrightttttr.. I'm gonna need you to GET OUT" I chuckles softly... "... Ditto" |
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