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ScottyDrippn
*tears painting of red door off hotel wall and drives truck through taco bell drive thru*

Goddammit, I've been surfing the border all day.. MissingPizza should have appeared by now"


SUDDENLY...




I chuckle to myself..

"BajaBlastoise, I Choose dew!"



You give your pokemon MDMA and the chalupa takes its shell off, revealing a bed of lettuce and tomato..

A voice booms from behind as a pikachu with a mariachi band walks towards me,




"si, el pikã pikãnte"



*Intense sour cream erupts from the frying pikachu eyes*

"gently caress YOU DAD I HAVE AN ACTION REPLARHGGGGGGHGHH-Y

... All of your pokemon have fainted...


*awakens several days later as Ryan Reynolds and rebrands "Team Rocket" as "Mint MOBILE" from the backseat of my lincoln..

"Alriiiight alrightttttr.. I'm gonna need you to GET OUT"

I chuckles softly...

"... Ditto"

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