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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

go away Charlotte

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
holy poo poo this dialogue is so stilted lmao

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Death, taxes, and Charlotte getting title matches.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

a staredown from across the arena that features like 8 camera cuts between ultra closeups of their faces

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
how do you not just instantly make the announced match a no dq match if you're so mad at the champion winning by dq you call her out to the ring to yell at her

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DarkstarIV posted:

Death, taxes, and Charlotte getting title matches.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

KungFu Grip posted:

how do you not just instantly make the announced match a no dq match if you're so mad at the champion winning by dq you call her out to the ring to yell at her

that's what I was expecting. seems logical... and yet

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

KungFu Grip posted:

how do you not just instantly make the announced match a no dq match if you're so mad at the champion winning by dq you call her out to the ring to yell at her

They have 3 weeks to probably do that. Charlotte will cut some promo about it and it's so unfair and Rhea will agree for no reason benefiting her beside 'proving it to herself'

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Intruder posted:

the championship title

at least she didn't say belt

not allowed to say belt

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

so in WWE you get disqualified if you take off the cardboard thing on the desk and hit someone with it, but if you leave it on the desk and pound someone's head on it, you're fine

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

so in WWE you get disqualified if you take off the cardboard thing on the desk and hit someone with it, but if you leave it on the desk and pound someone's head on it, you're fine

destruction of private property obv

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
looks like Morrison ripped his pants open

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

wow I'm surprised they put Morrison in the match over Orton

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Codependent Poster posted:

wow I'm surprised they put Morrison in the match over Orton

yeah cuz hes gonna wrestle edge again

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

wow I'm surprised they put Morrison in the match over Orton

Gotta get your jobbers that don't have a chance of winning but will make the match look like a million bucks somehow.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Lmao what the gently caress is this theme

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Guess they're not dropping Lilly

what the gently caress is this

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Alexa has a brand new lovely theme

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
this sure is an updated entrance

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
...Do I add this to the LORE OF ALEXA?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This is somehow worse than Nikki Cross's theme

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Codependent Poster posted:

Alexa has a brand new lovely theme

graph posted:

this sure is an updated entrance

I like that I'm a good 20 or 30 seconds behind so now I know to turn off mute!

edit: WTF IS THIS

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Please change Alexa's gear back to the athletic gear instead of this child-coded poo poo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Digital Jedi posted:

I like that I'm a good 20 or 30 seconds behind so now I know to turn off mute!

You need to hear it. It's beyond words

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Codependent Poster posted:

You need to hear it. It's beyond words

It's weird circus-y music that out of nowhere goes screamo metal? God it's all just bad on top of her talking like a child and everything else.

https://streamable.com/6fcio1

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
What the gently caress is Nikki wearing?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

........what :stare:

Nikki.....no.....nononono

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
lmao what is nikki wearing?? oh no

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

No job is worth this.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

what is this

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
What in the everliving gently caress am I watching?

Also rip lovely theme hello generic theme.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON TONGIHT?!?!
Nikki noo :(
and my delay behind the posts makes this so much better

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

On the one hand that's not a bad outfit and Nikki looks great in it

On the other hand this is not a gimmick she should have and ugh poor Nikki

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Nikki Cross is dressed like she's visiting Make-A-Wish kids, only Nikki was like 20th requested after all the Avengers and Wonder Woman no showed.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ANTI-VIRUS SHAYNA BASZLER

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Is Alexa just a normal wrestler now?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I mean at least Nikki doesn't have the terrible theme song now?

The monkey paw curls

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Why is Nikki dressed like a superhero? Modern WWE is like a bad acid trip.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Codependent Poster posted:

ANTI-VIRUS SHAYNA BASZLER

whatd i miss

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

I mean at least Nikki doesn't have the terrible theme song now?

The monkey paw curls

Are you kidding? The loving paw just curled into a fist and continued curling in on itself into oblivion.

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