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Do u eat eggs
gently caress off Derpies
What an eggcellent thread
Goku fusion dancing with an egg
CHICKEN CAME FIRST
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pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Going to bed, thinking about those eggs

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
FRITTATAS!!!

*dons a poncho*

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Can you milk an egg ?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

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Literally A Person posted:

FRITTATAS!!!

*dons a poncho*

Yes they suck

Way overcooked eggs

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
If I'm going to have weirdo eggs it's quiche

But it can't be too salty. If there's bacon in it it usually is. Onion quiche, now we are talking. Maybe with honeydew melon on the side. Great I'm describing Gramma food

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGr5y2tNoqM

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



I don't know about the best way to cook eggs, but I think I've found the worst:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazP6zvJmiQ

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Egg proof?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Egg=Egg

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy


Egg

pacerhimself fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Jun 24, 2021

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Show ur work

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
my child won't eat egg, is child broken?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Derpies posted:

my child won't eat egg, is child broken?

the child may be allergic to the life giving force that is Egg. I advise exorcism.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Derpies posted:

my child won't eat egg, is child broken?

Feed them small bits of liquid egg when they are sleeping. They will grow to like egg

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
I like to soft boil eggs and then peel em and add to whatever I was already eating, so I can crack them open to have yolk on curry and rice or stirfry or just on my hands or the table. Just a big mess of egg yolk all over my life forever, two a day usually

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I like egg and omelet is favorite food thinking about it probably

Power move - make omelet, apply to toast with more cheese.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
My vote just pushed the poll from a tie between "gently caress off derpies" & "eggcellent thread" to the latter being in the lead. Making a difference one day at a time

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Custard

el fikus
Apr 22, 2007
peanut butter in places peanut butter does not belong
how many ml/cc of raw egg should i microdose to boost my salmonella immunity

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
A good caesar salad per week should do it.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Revins posted:

My vote just pushed the poll from a tie between "gently caress off derpies" & "eggcellent thread" to the latter being in the lead. Making a difference one day at a time

o7

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

EGG
GEG
GGE

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Eggs Benedict is one of the finest foods in life. I will eat it for any meal. Runny, gooey eggs, with good salt and pepper and arguably far too much hollandaise. Spinach and bacon or whatever is a bonus, but as long as there's bread, egg and hollandaise it will never disappoint.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

syntaxfunction posted:

Eggs Benedict is one of the finest foods in life. I will eat it for any meal. Runny, gooey eggs, with good salt and pepper and arguably far too much hollandaise. Spinach and bacon or whatever is a bonus, but as long as there's bread, egg and hollandaise it will never disappoint.

Eggs Benedict with a hard yolk is pretty gross though.

Any hard yolk egg just sucks unless you are purposefully hard boiling.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I make sandwich eggs sometimes for other people but eggs give me a sour stomach lately.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I cook a lot. I'm pretty good at it too. So the other day I was all like, "Let's have eggs benedict with REAL hollendaise." So we bought the accouterments and I cooked it up. Upon finishing our meal it dawned on us why this should remain a restaurant only meal. Despite it's delishiosity we had consumed an entire stick of butter between the two of us and knew if there was more sauce left we'd have drank it strait from the bowl.

But now I can't unlearn how to hollendaise. This knowledge haunts me.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
OK, let's get real. Where does GBS come down on nog?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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gleebster posted:

OK, let's get real. Where does GBS come down on nog?

Its fine during the holidays if you just limit yourself to like one glass or cup.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gleebster posted:

OK, let's get real. Where does GBS come down on nog?

Thank God it's seasonal because I would die from drinking it if it were available year round.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Its fine during the holidays if you just limit yourself to like one glass or cup.

yup. one coffee mug worth and I'm done for the year. that one cup is pretty tasty though

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

gleebster posted:

OK, let's get real. Where does GBS come down on nog?

everyone pour some nog out for our fallen comrade HGB

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

yup

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Dave


rs

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I feel that if you add enough flour and baking powder to nog, you could make some tasty pancakes.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

gleebster posted:

I feel that if you add enough flour and baking powder to nog, you could make some tasty pancakes.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

whats with that lovely caramalization(sp?) on those pancakes. shouldnt they get extra deliciously brown from the overwhelming amount of sugar in egg nog

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Literally A Person posted:

In answer to the OP I offer:


I bet that's some keto bullshit. lol

I love eggs. I usually have them scrambled with cheese. I love over easy eggs and my favorite breakfast is eggs benedict.

egg

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

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