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Do u eat eggs
gently caress off Derpies
What an eggcellent thread
Goku fusion dancing with an egg
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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

You can just go to the butcher counter at the grocery store and order 4 dollars worth of bacon jfyi

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ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
Had a couple eggs on top of chicken schnitzel with bratwurst gravy. Was divine.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Had leftover Sloppy Joe fixins so I made an open-faced Joe with an egg on top

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Three OMs on top of a leftover beef chimichanga and a has brown patty. It's leftover day in the egg thread, eggs make leftovers so good even warcrime gigolo will eat them (just kidding he won't because he's a big baby)

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I ate eggs

sausage, bacon, cheese. low carb tortilla. sriracha. breakfast burrito-esque.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Didn’t have egg for breakfast

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Wish I’d had egg for breakfast.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Feel free to have eggs for lunch. For example, I am having two over mediums on top of cheesy spam ramen :yum:

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Toxic Mental posted:

I ate eggs

sausage, bacon, cheese. low carb tortilla. sriracha. breakfast burrito-esque.

Lol I thought this said I hate eggs

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Smugworth posted:

Feel free to have eggs for lunch. For example, I am having two over mediums on top of cheesy spam ramen :yum:

You better be frying that spam until it’s got a nice char on it🥲

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
egg on reheated pizza

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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This morning was a 3 egger

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Prof. Crocodile posted:

So far, I have eaten eggs for 100% of my 2024 breakfasts.

The streak continues

databasic
Jan 8, 2024

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

This morning was a 3 egger

Do you need emotional support

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

two eggs
sausage
ham
cheese
sriracha

for dinner. All this and heaven too.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Breakfast for dinner doesn't get enough respect

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Just copped a three EGG omelette with shaved steak, spinach, ‘shrooms, cheese from the office cafe. Delish.

Whoops I did it eggain

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Please don't let Jacque Pepin see that omelette

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That old fart can go suck an egg

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

went to the farm to pick up my bi-weekly veggie shares and they gave me a dozen farm fresh eggs for free, to introduce me to the upcoming EGG SHARE program. a blessed start to a three-day weekend.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Prof. Crocodile posted:

went to the farm to pick up my bi-weekly veggie shares and they gave me a dozen farm fresh eggs for free, to introduce me to the upcoming EGG SHARE program. a blessed start to a three-day weekend.

First hit is always free

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

All eggs should be shared

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Disappointed this didn't make it on page 50 :smith:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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A 4 egger today

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Whoops I did it eggain



Looks overcooked

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Konar posted:

First hit is always free

lol

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Prof. Crocodile posted:

So far, I have eaten eggs for 100% of my 2024 breakfasts.

had the day off, so i celebrated with some eggvocado toast


bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bought two dozen egg for $4.69, come to Costco and worship at the altar of egg.

databasic
Jan 8, 2024
who else thinks Smashmouth got too much poo poo for not eating a physically dangerous amount of eggs

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Whoops I did it eggain



that looks insane, i want to get a chunka dat steak

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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bird with big dick posted:

Bought two dozen egg for $4.69, come to Costco and worship at the altar of egg.

I do this weekly. Need costco, need egg

databasic
Jan 8, 2024
need calorie-friendly alternative to croissant for my morning scrambled-two-eggs, please and ty.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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databasic posted:

need calorie-friendly alternative to croissant for my morning scrambled-two-eggs, please and ty.

2 more eggs

databasic
Jan 8, 2024

whoa there wild man (or person) that is too many eggs and not enough bread for my whiny geriatric baby stomach

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Egg wrap

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Smoked Kipper Snacks go well with eggs that are scrambled or are over easy. They're real good.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hollismason posted:

Smoked Kipper Snacks go well with eggs that are scrambled or are over easy. They're real good.


*Rimmer voice* Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for egg

databasic
Jan 8, 2024

Smugworth posted:

*Rimmer voice* Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for egg

nice try, but lister

edit: in hindsight idk what this post means. but also inexplicably lister

databasic fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jan 23, 2024

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

databasic posted:

need calorie-friendly alternative to croissant for my morning scrambled-two-eggs, please and ty.

make breakfast tacos instead

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databasic
Jan 8, 2024

TrashMammal posted:

make breakfast tacos instead

idk anything about tacos, but

did you know that the front divet in most cars' dashboard consoles (either in front of the display or in front of the gear shift or whatever) is the perfect size for a breakfast burrito

i have clinically tested this in many settings and it is almost always true

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