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Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


Vic posted:

No irony here: I want windows to just work for people with zero prior experience with windows.

The grognards and industrial legacy support is the reason we're suffering

So you want Windows to be more like macOS? :smuggo:


edit: oh my god what a snipe :69snypa:

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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

Vic posted:

No irony here: I want windows to just work for people with zero prior experience with windows.

The grognards and industrial legacy support is the reason we're suffering

I was born in 86

It can (and basically does), and the legacy support has nothing to do with it's modern problems. I'm not suggesting this is somehow 'simple', but the key here is to just let things be options. you can have a general purpose, feature rich OS that also is capable of being the anchor for production workspaces. You can make nerds and noobs happy at the same time - you just need to provide the knobs for it.

Canine Blues Arooo fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Mar 17, 2024

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




So what does thread title refer to

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
The same thing all of the posts on this page so far are…

MS is turning Windows into an Ad serving subscription selling platform.

I can’t remember the specific thing it was referring to though

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Thanks Ants posted:

Good lord, what is that company doing to its OS

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Like all things on the internet it is a goatse reference

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Lmao, gently caress I completely missed that. I’m dumb, op is brilliant. World keeps on spinnin

Sir Bobert Fishbone
Jan 16, 2006

Beebort
https://twitter.com/VividVoid_/status/1769472734650888591

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

It’s the ASL for pizzeria, which is taken from the movements you make to shape a pizza crust. This one is actually just a coincidence.

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

Adjust the bass and let the Alpine blast

Arivia posted:

It’s the ASL for pizzeria, which is taken from the movements you make to shape a pizza crust. This one is actually just a coincidence.

Doesn't mean they don't necessarily know.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

today in "don't use the dev channel on a computer that takes more than 0 effort to nuke and pave" the latest update (KB5037135) barfed on install and now I get to play stability chicken until I can get things into a properly re-OS-able state


I was supposed to have done this ages ago but I suffer from an acute case of The Stupids and have been constantly putting it off. I swear every time I wipe my PC I'm like "This time I will make sure all my stuff is always backed up and I have a special little baby partition for my OS so that wiping it is trivial" and every time that is postponed in favour of Not That

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Vic posted:

No irony here: I want windows to just work for people with zero prior experience with windows.

The grognards and industrial legacy support is the reason we're suffering

I was born in 86

Solving actual problems in the real world (making existing business customers' multimillion dollar software systems keep working) trumps such abstract principles, especially for Windows NT which has always been a business OS first. The guys buying the huge contracts for ad free Windows deployments are the real customers, and they want their poo poo to work like it always has.

Also who the gently caress doesn't have prior experience with Windows? The Amish?

Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Mar 18, 2024

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Woolie Wool posted:

Also who the gently caress doesn't have prior experience with Windows? The Amish?

the youths, who grow up with phones as their native computing environment

But it's not like they're being ignored; most of MS's UI changes to cell-phone-ize the OS in favor of said youths, and to the detriment of old fogeys who can't adapt.



And ironically it's not like cell phones don't have the exact same problem with old dogs and new tricks. I had an uncle who was early on the iphone train, really loved them and everything "just worked". Then somewhere in like 2017 he got a new phone and suddenly all sorts of stuff was "wrong" and I was doing tech support every time I saw him.

(Dunno if he ever adapted, he divorced my aunt and I haven't seen him since before 2020.)

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

This year’s crop of interns was my first time encountering somebody with an engineering degree who didn’t know basic computer functions and it took me forever to realize he wasn’t loving with me

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



Tiny Timbs posted:

This year’s crop of interns was my first time encountering somebody with an engineering degree who didn’t know basic computer functions and it took me forever to realize he wasn’t loving with me

Things you should (again) not assume someone knows about computers:
- How to use a mouse.
- How to use a keyboard for controlling software (non-typing functions like hot keys etc.)
- How to navigate a drives, folders, files structure.
- The idea that software programs are also data, which can be moved and copied like any other file.
- The differences between removable, fixed, and remote storage.
- The difference between data displayed on screen and safely stored on permanent storage.
- How to use and navigate overlapping application windows on a screen.
- What all the components are called, both in hardware and software.

There are probably more assumptions you could add to this list too.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

nielsm posted:

Things you should (again) not assume someone knows about computers:
- How to use a mouse.
- How to use a keyboard for controlling software (non-typing functions like hot keys etc.)
- How to navigate a drives, folders, files structure.
- The idea that software programs are also data, which can be moved and copied like any other file.
- The differences between removable, fixed, and remote storage.
- The difference between data displayed on screen and safely stored on permanent storage.
- How to use and navigate overlapping application windows on a screen.
- What all the components are called, both in hardware and software.

There are probably more assumptions you could add to this list too.

Honestly, I think that is the bare minimum I'd expect from someone that's finished second year university (idk how it works in the states but in :canada: you get your first co-op term after second or third year)

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

nielsm posted:

Things you should (again) not assume someone knows about computers:
- How to use a mouse.
- How to use a keyboard for controlling software (non-typing functions like hot keys etc.)
- How to navigate a drives, folders, files structure.
- The idea that software programs are also data, which can be moved and copied like any other file.
- The differences between removable, fixed, and remote storage.
- The difference between data displayed on screen and safely stored on permanent storage.
- How to use and navigate overlapping application windows on a screen.
- What all the components are called, both in hardware and software.

There are probably more assumptions you could add to this list too.

Yeah, if I'm interviewing someone in a professional space where their job will intersect with computers in a nontrivial way, about half of these are absolutely required for me to even consider you. These are not optional skills that I'm training you on the job for.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Timbs posted:

This year’s crop of interns was my first time encountering somebody with an engineering degree who didn’t know basic computer functions and it took me forever to realize he wasn’t loving with me
Ok I can see some zoomers having never used a computer (beyond using gmail or something) but how the hell does one finish an engineering degree without using the PC a decent amount? I don't think poo poo like Matlab or CAD software has been dumbed down to phone level UI. Well there's Fusion360...

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Yeah, if I'm interviewing someone in a professional space where their job will intersect with computers in a nontrivial way, about half of these are absolutely required for me to even consider you. These are not optional skills that I'm training you on the job for.

Definitely this. I work in IT so it's generally assumed, but when I was on Helpdesk, the number of people who didn't know how to turn on a monitor outside of IT was rather disturbing.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I generally think that companies should do a much better job of offering training rather than expecting people to arrive at the door with an almost impossible list of qualifications, but being able to use a Mac or Windows computer with a mouse, work your way around a file system, and understand basic use of office apps like a spreadsheet and text editor are things that should have been picked up at school.

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Computer_Driving_Licence

This is a thing that actually exists.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

mobby_6kl posted:

Ok I can see some zoomers having never used a computer (beyond using gmail or something) but how the hell does one finish an engineering degree without using the PC a decent amount? I don't think poo poo like Matlab or CAD software has been dumbed down to phone level UI. Well there's Fusion360...

He basically covered the whole list of things nielsm posted. Maybe they throw students an iPad and let them use a set of godawful iOS apps.

lines
Aug 18, 2013

She, laughing in mockery, changed herself into a wren and flew away.

I hold a European Computer Driving Licence that I got in the mid-00s at school, and I know what a file system is. Coincidence?????

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box



Holy poo poo that's fantastic. If I were hiring office drones, I would absolutely fund this for new employees as part of onboarding.

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012




I drive my computer unlicensed. I am a free man on the LAN and I will not be governed by your laws.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


lines posted:

I hold a European Computer Driving Licence that I got in the mid-00s at school, and I know what a file system is. Coincidence?????

I just remembered I did this as well, I wonder if I can get them to reissue the certificate

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Branch Nvidian posted:

free man on the LAN

:discourse:

lines
Aug 18, 2013

She, laughing in mockery, changed herself into a wren and flew away.
I was a real smart kid with special shiny shoes so they let me get Microsoft Office User Specialist certificates as well. Imagine being like 15 and having a qualification from Microsoft in using Excel. Imagine what kind of child I was. Horrendous.

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

lines posted:

I was a real smart kid with special shiny shoes so they let me get Microsoft Office User Specialist certificates as well. Imagine being like 15 and having a qualification from Microsoft in using Excel. Imagine what kind of child I was. Horrendous.

Organized?

lines
Aug 18, 2013

She, laughing in mockery, changed herself into a wren and flew away.

Vic posted:

Organized?

My goodness no. Couldn't keep my poo poo together at all.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
in Finland they don't give you a Computer Driving License unless you can reinstall an OS, demonstrate a stable overclock, and successfully navigate through all the fake download links on a Cnet page to the real link

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Klyith posted:


successfully navigate through all the fake download links on a Cnet page to the real link

That's just cruel

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

AlexDeGruven posted:

That's just cruel

people from other countries think it's crazy, but the stringent requirements to drive a computer in Finland could be why Finns have created more operating systems per capita than any other nation!

other people think it's just because they have nothing else to do in winter but sit inside and code

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Both can be true

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006



nielsm posted:

Things you should (again) not assume someone knows about computers:
- How to use a mouse.
- How to use a keyboard for controlling software (non-typing functions like hot keys etc.)
- How to navigate a drives, folders, files structure.
- The idea that software programs are also data, which can be moved and copied like any other file.
- The differences between removable, fixed, and remote storage.
- The difference between data displayed on screen and safely stored on permanent storage.
- How to use and navigate overlapping application windows on a screen.
- What all the components are called, both in hardware and software.

There are probably more assumptions you could add to this list too.

OSs should do built-in tutorials for these imo

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Heran Bago posted:

OSs should do built-in tutorials for these imo

Extremely few people who need tutorials ever go through tutorials.

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



Heran Bago posted:

OSs should do built-in tutorials for these imo

Windows 3.1 had the best computer tutorial I ever saw and has genuinely formed my entire idea about what "good computer based teaching" should look like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SkM7mJrwcg

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Heran Bago posted:

OSs should do built-in tutorials for these imo

I remember the Apple II's in our school had this cute little adventure game that taught you how to use a mouse and stuff. But the library only had four of them, so we had to settle for the teacher doing a let's play of it in front of us. The only thing I remember was learning click and drag on the drawstring of a windowshade, then double clicking on it to flip it up. It was incredibly slow.

By the next year we had a full-on lab for the things but instead of a tutorial we were set loose on a drawing program with a list of tasks, which was not as cute, but was way more fun.

e: Side note: computers are not cute or fun anymore, their design language or whatever just makes them seem very impressed with themselves and that we should be too. OS's are very snooty things now.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

wikipedia posted:



The ICDL certificates are seen as valuable in business/government administration – as they save the time to evaluate an applicant's computer skills.

In professions like publishing, graphic and web design, science or information technology, a completed ICDL course is not a desired quality however as the work requires specialist skills and experience with other software.[9]

LOL

I was speaking with a 16 year old the other day and he said he knew python. I asked him what IDE he used and he told me a website and then mentioned he hated Scratch.

Nothing students do these days is local on a computer. Zip, zilch, nada

I find it sad but don’t blame them at all. I just try to help open their eyes

Textbooks aren’t even a thing in TX

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Tiny Timbs posted:

This year’s crop of interns was my first time encountering somebody with an engineering degree who didn’t know basic computer functions and it took me forever to realize he wasn’t loving with me

I had to move one of our employees to a different cubicle and I told him that I'd be leaving his LCDs behind in favor of new ones that were already in the new cubicle. I thought he was messing with me when he asked if that meant that he would lose any files, and I laughed it off and then he got annoyed because he was serious. I explained that none of his files were stored in the LCDs and he wouldn't lose anything but he started getting huffy so I just moved them along with the rest of his stuff.

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