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I have this drunken sailor here and I'm not sure what to do with them? Like, would it be better let them sleep it off, or maybe "les chevaux de chien" as they say, or something else like shaving their belly with a rusty razor?
I know BYOB has a lot of experience with being drunk, so I'm hoping somebody can help me out here.
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What time of day is it because that will heavily influence the answer
Well, when I found the sailor I had just woken up, so maybe about 05:45?
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Jun 25, 2021 19:50
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popeye sitting in the county jail cell after waking up with a massive hangover, vague memories of beating a man to death the night before
Hmm, so maybe the rusty razor?
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Jun 25, 2021 21:24
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Hmm, I was afraid of that. First I would give him the old "way hay" and see if it induces an erection
Okay, I did this and, to put it politely, "up she rises"
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Jun 25, 2021 23:29
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TIL Ayn Rand was a drunken sailor.
Explains some things, honestly.
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Jun 26, 2021 01:51
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Put em in the scupper with a hosepipe on em
This would go perfectly in the shanty
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Jun 27, 2021 03:37
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May 15, 2024 00:21
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That song was one of my lullabies when I was a little kid.
I think it works pretty well as a lullaby...
https://youtu.be/2k0zMJA2h9A
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