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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1409022098329112579

Crowd is in trouble now!

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

For any NOAH watchers around, Muta the World starts in an hour, in another fairly big card for what is likely another no crowd show from the Abema studios. Fulton and Pickering are on comms again, and hopefully Kitamiya and Nakajima aren't feeling too sore after last night's show.

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Yoshiki Inamura vs Kinya Okada
Kotaro Suzuki and Ikuto Hidaka vs Yasutaka Yano and Kai Fujimura
4 Way To See Who Becomes King of The Funky Express: Muhammad Yone vs Shuhei Taniguchi vs Akitoshi Saito vs Masao Inoue
Yuya Susumu, Seiki Yoshioika, and Yoshinari Ogawa vs YO-HEY, NOSAWA Rongai, and Eita
Masa Kitamiya, Junta Miyawaki, Kaito Kiyomiya, Hajime Ohara, and Daisuke Harada vs Katsuhiko Nakajima, Manabu Soya, Nioh, Haoh, and Tadasuke
GHC Junior Heavyweight Championship Match: Atsushi Kotoge (c) vs HAYATA
The Great Muta vs Kenoh

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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The English commentary team have downgraded their commentary space to a completely white room, and Fulton appears to have lost his branded tshirt

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Confirmation that Masa and Katsu are still tag team champions despite beating the absolute poo poo out of each other yesterday

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Turned on MUTA the WORLD just in time to hear,"I think Muta will kill Kenoh."

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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The boys valiantly trying to fill time before the show starts, resorting to reading predictions off twitter. Jesus Abema, you don't need to have the matches start a full half hour after the stream starts

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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I'd certainly be interested in the numbers for the English stream, the Japanese stream on Abema is at 26.6k

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Fuckin sweet shot from drone cam to start us off, Okada/Inamura should be real good as well

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Wow Okada, that was real impressive

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"He's a secret military experiment" ahaha, that's a pretty good description.

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
Okada's kicks were lifting 115 kg Inamura off the ground

This guy is gonna get real good

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Okada is right up there with New Japan's Yuya Uemura as guys that I think will be absolute superstars in 5 years, that beefy boy has a bright future.

Not super high on Yano or Fujimura yet, they're not at the level of Miyawaki but they're far from useless

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

If Yone doesn't win this I'm going to be loving pissed.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Who will be crowned the KING OF FUNK?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It HAS to be Yone, goddammit. It HAS to be.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Hell yeah Yone :neckbeard:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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He needs a tiny crown to stick askew on his giant afro

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

These peasants keep getting distracted by THE FUNK, thus proving they cannot be its King :hmmyes:

Edit: Wait... Unoue scouted THE FUNK.... :aaa:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Two tough old funkers

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

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Oh this is free on Abema? Sick. Loving the gear choices in this match.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Tonfa posted:

Oh this is free on Abema? Sick. Loving the gear choices in this match.

Yeah, it's on WU with English commentary and free on Abema with Japanese commentary. The gear is because these four dudes are in the same stable, and are trying to decide which guy will be their King

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Inoue seems so absolutely done :allears:

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
This is great to watch because it's comedy with a dash of murder

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Oh great, I was very nearly real mad at Saito

e: gently caress YOU SAITO :argh:

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

BULLSHIT

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS BULLSHIT MUTA COME OUT AND KILL THESE FUCKS!

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I'll accept this.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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That was a very entertaining match, because the vast majority of it was old dudes clattering each other very hard. But seriously, why the gently caress wouldn't Yone be the King? It was his gimmick beofre this, he was the one who brought everyone else in, he's only 7 years older than Taniguchi. He was the best option.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

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NOAH Gooch as a faction leader is a hell of a choice, even for the group of old comedy men

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Tani King will lead us into a glorious funky future, or he will die trying

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

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oh god please Ogawa vs Eita sequences please

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

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Eita being younger than YO-HEY is loving with me even when it makes sense with a bit of thinking

Edit: He's the youngest person in this match?????

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Eita knows whats up

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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It continues to be absolutely ludicrous that Ogawa hasn't changed in 20 years

e: that entire Stinger team I would believe you if you told me they were a decade younger. Nosawa on the other hand...

SG Bamboo fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Jun 27, 2021

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Fiery babyface Yoshinari Ogawa

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

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SG Bamboo posted:

Fiery babyface Yoshinari Ogawa

That's former Ace Main Eventer GCH Heavyweight Champion Yoshinari Ogawa for you

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

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I loving love how muchs of a grease elemental Tadasuke is. Making Nosawa look little league

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Just another weird thing about the Jr Division. Outside of the rookies, Ohara, and the Kongoh pair, everyone is a giagantic arsehole. Stinger were furthest along the sliding scale of heeldom, but now Ogawa is looking like the underdog because he and his boys just got beaten down 5 to 3. YO-HEY was so sympathtic since Hayata turned on him in Ratels and then Yoshioka in Full Throttle, but now he's on NOSAWA's team and just a dickhead of the highest order.

Haoh and Nioh on the other hand, those are just two lads who support their friends, even if those friends aren't the nicest sometimes.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Tonfa posted:

I loving love how muchs of a grease elemental Tadasuke is. Making Nosawa look little league

Tadasuke rules, he's such an unrepetant dickbag and he loves it

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Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

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please never close up on kitamiya's right ear again

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