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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > I could beat up anyone in this forum. For real.
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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.

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Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

Larry Parrish posted:

You- you can't put the Xbox on the floor. We got carpet and tile in there, I can't have you damaging the rooms.

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.
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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.

Lol

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

 Imma come up ‘ere and introduce my whip to your eye hole, partner.

XBOX KINECT: Oh YEAH YOU SON OF A BITCH? COME on down here! drat you! God drat you, you son of a bitch. Bring your whip, you BASTARD.

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Imma come up ‘ere and introduce my whip to your eye hole, partner.

XBOX KINECT: Oh YEAH YOU SON OF A BITCH? COME on down here! drat you! God drat you, you son of a bitch. Bring your whip, you BASTARD.
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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.
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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.
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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.
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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.


Wormskull posted:

Imma come up ‘ere and introduce my whip to your eye hole, partner.

XBOX KINECT: Oh YEAH YOU SON OF A BITCH? COME on down here! drat you! God drat you, you son of a bitch. Bring your whip, you BASTARD.
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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

 Josh Brolin struggling to fit a PS5 into the motel room air duct

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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.
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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Imma come up ‘ere and introduce my whip to your eye hole, partner.

XBOX KINECT: Oh YEAH YOU SON OF A BITCH? COME on down here! drat you! God drat you, you son of a bitch. Bring your whip, you BASTARD.
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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Larry Parrish posted:

You- you can't put the Xbox on the floor. We got carpet and tile in there, I can't have you damaging the rooms.

Arrhythmia posted:

I'm gonna spread my PS5 over about... two or three rooms. How does that hit yeah?

Larry Parrish posted:

:phoneb: I need three rooms. Gonna be gaming on ps5 for 24 hours at a time.

:phone: hmm. Call me back when your serious. Ps5 has no games.

Wormskull posted:

Imma come up ‘ere and introduce my whip to your eye hole, partner.

XBOX KINECT: Oh YEAH YOU SON OF A BITCH? COME on down here! drat you! God drat you, you son of a bitch. Bring your whip, you BASTARD.
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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
 This is United Parcel and I've flagged your account as problematic. We are authorized to hit you with a Wii Nunchuck.

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
 -ok steadman what can i for for you
-though my real name is larry, larry hryb
-ok what can i do for you larry
-LARRY HRYB

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Fargield posted:

This is United Parcel and I've flagged your account as problematic. We are authorized to hit you with a Wii Nunchuck.

lmfao

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
 You can call me Stretch Panic

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Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

 This is Doug Bowser over here at united parcel

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Professor Latency posted:

This is Doug Bowser over here at united parcel

lol

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Professor Latency posted:

This is Doug Bowser over here at united parcel

Lol

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

 Do you sell uhhhhaaao. Ground. Blooper blubber.

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tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Wormskull posted:

Imma come up ‘ere and introduce my whip to your eye hole, partner.

XBOX KINECT: Oh YEAH YOU SON OF A BITCH? COME on down here! drat you! God drat you, you son of a bitch. Bring your whip, you BASTARD.
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Stage Beans
May 16, 2007

 There's forty-five pikmin in a bundle here that are going to suffer as a result of your negligence, pal.

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Professor Latency posted:

This is Doug Bowser over here at united parcel
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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
 sir could you please read my your credit card number

2...9...7...0 bweeebeeebeeebeeee WAhooooo

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I've got a, uhh, two story tall Xbox here. I need you guys to help me wheel it in there. It weighs 65,000 pounds.

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
 Yes. It's a heck of an achievement, your game you sold me says "oh" on the score.

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HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

sir could you please read my your credit card number

2...9...7...0 bweeebeeebeeebeeee WAhooooo
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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
*clears throat* yes, that's H as in Hagane, R as in Rap Jam Volume One, Y as in Ys, B as in Bubble Ghost

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

 [threateningly]
My name is Gato, I have metal joints
Beat me up and earn silver points

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

sir could you please read my your credit card number

2...9...7...0 bweeebeeebeeebeeee WAhooooo
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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY

lmfao

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY
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Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY
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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY

lmfao

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY

lmfao

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY

lol

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
 Sleep - Polesmoker

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Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWBQl42WkY

:ohdear:

You didn't even look at the other cards.

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