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Mystery Box

HMM I WONDER WHATS INSIDE THAT BOX
how are you today

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Luvcow posted:

a mystery box...

is this a riddle?

no its a user registered on the something awful forums

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biosterous posted:

hello mystery box,

i am doing well, thank you for asking! i woke up too early so after taking care of morning things i went back to bed for a few hours and got to lazily doze/idly play phone games and was at various points joined by spouse and by cat

i also got the grocery shopping done and even though it's a saturday it wasn't crowded which was great

i'm gonna cook some pasta now and reheat some homemade pasta sauce.

how are you doing?

sounds cool good luck with cooking! I went to the supermarket today to buy a delicious frozen pizza but I forgot the pizza so I had ice cream for dinner instead. vanilla ice cream with white chocolate

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Luvcow posted:

phew

ok well i had a good day. i fixed up a fish pond and bought fish for it and then spent time looking at the fish and the two frogs who live in the pond

how are you today?

wow that sounds quite exotic! I hope the fish and the frogs can be friends. I'm very hungover today since we celebrated "midsommar" yesterday, like the movie but without murders

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Luvcow posted:

midsommar sounds cools when there's no murders. how did you celebrate it?

we dance a frog dance around a big dick made out of grass and flowers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqAiPkgTpy4

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Luvcow posted:

thats pretty awesome

how old is this tradition and what does the floral dick represent?

i'd like to reiterate I'm happy there were no murders

its a pagan tradition that precedes christianity so p old I guess. also we drink a special drink called "snaps" which is hard liquor flavored with dill and fennel. but before you drink you have to sing a "snapsvisa", which are printed on pamphlets that are given out to the guests on arrival

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FluffieDuckie posted:

This is adorable. Where do I need to travel to do this awesome thing?

the kingdom of Sweden. although its celebrated all around the world where there are swedes about. its originally a festival for fertility to get people horny for loving. the most common birthday in Sweden (by a lot) is nine months after midsommar

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