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It's all true. All of it. Especially the bad stuff. BUT especially the really bad stuff. 
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Derpies posted:And then didn’t deliver he used store brand Sudafed. Oh that’s the worst crime
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Jun 28, 2021 09:16
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Literally A Person posted:It's all true. All of it. Especially the bad stuff. BUT especially the really bad stuff. Quoted for QCS.
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Jun 28, 2021 11:13
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I was playing Duck Hunt at LAP's house and he kept using the second controller to move the duck. Any time I missed, he'd laugh, just like the Duck Hunt dog. It really hurt my feelings. LAP promised he would stop, but then he just kept doing it.
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Jun 28, 2021 13:12
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LAP washes his cast iron pan with soap. LOTS OF SOAP.
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Jun 28, 2021 13:35
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LAP told me he was going to microwave a burrito for me and it was still frozen in the middle. He's doing crimes and we will never forgive him for doing them without us.
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Jun 28, 2021 13:37
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LAP doesn’t wash his hands after beating off.
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Jun 28, 2021 15:28
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LAP posts at the highest level and cannot be stopped. Its just too much sometimes
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Jun 28, 2021 15:36
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LAP left a soda can half full. Didn't throw it out. Didn't finish it. Just left it there to collect bugs and dust. 
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Jun 28, 2021 15:41
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Aegis Bear posted:LAP left a soda can half full. So many wasps 
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Jun 28, 2021 15:44
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I took LAP on a date and he ordered the most expensive thing on the menu but only ate two bites before saying he was full, but then he ordered dessert!
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Jun 28, 2021 15:56
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I took LAP on a date and he ordered the most expensive thing on the menu but only ate two bites before saying he was full, but then he ordered dessert! I had a sweet tooth, okay?
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Jun 28, 2021 16:05
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LAP drinks 1% milk Just make up your drat mind, you fence-sitter
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Jun 28, 2021 16:13
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LAP sent me a nice GIF. How dare they make me smile
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Jun 28, 2021 16:17
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dervinosdoom posted:LAP sent me a nice GIF. 
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Jun 28, 2021 16:23
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LAP agreed to help me move then ghosted me to watch Waterworld three times in a row instead
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Jun 28, 2021 16:41
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LAP is a vigorous yet tender lover, yet in the morning LAP failed to make breakfast.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:02
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LAP promised he could roll a good blunt but wound up spilling all the weed on the carpet
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Jun 28, 2021 17:06
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I passed LAP a note to a girl I like that I've been trying to connect with I know he's got 7th period with her but he sits far away and I'm like, "dude, so did you?" And he was like nah man, couldn't, but, she and her friend like to go on these weird bike rides or something and I talked to that friend, um, it's amanda, and she says that that other girl might be interested but anyway they're friends now so let's hang tight and see what happ- GOD loving DAMMIT CHAD GIVE HER THE BRACELET YOU poo poo. I MADE THE BRACELET. I DID NOT LISTEN TO THE "WE WERE ONLY FRESHMAN SINGLE THING IN '96 '97 AND KNOW IT WAS A REMAKE BUT STILL ENJOY IT EVEN AS A TEEN BUT WHATEVER NOW IS NOT THE TIME" GIVE IT TO HER I'M NOT HANGING OUT AT THE PARK AND ORANGE JULIUS WITH NO MONEY AGAIN FOR THIS
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Jun 28, 2021 17:13
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LAP lies at restaurants about having a food allergy so he doesn't have to eat his greens.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:13
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I’ll tell you something, this LAP guy? He’s a real PIECE OF WORK!
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Jun 28, 2021 17:16
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LAP took my one leftover serving of lasagna, ate 3/4 of it, and put the remainder (about 2 bites worth) back in the fridge
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Jun 28, 2021 17:22
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I heard LAP is a lich and his phylactery is a wooden shower seat he built
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Jun 28, 2021 17:40
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LAP forgot the Alamo
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Jun 28, 2021 17:46
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The Bloop posted:LAP forgot the Alamo LAP did 9/11 but also forgot about it.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:48
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:LAP did 9/11 but also forgot about it. OMG, thanks to this post I've found the keys I've been missing for 20 years. THANK YOU DST! THANK YOU!!!
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Jun 28, 2021 18:10
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LAP let the dogs out. All of them.
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Jun 28, 2021 18:35
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Jun 28, 2021 18:36
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LAP tore that tag off a mattress
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Jun 28, 2021 19:25
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Literally a Person is not a person.
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Jun 28, 2021 19:42
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LAP smashed a priceless antique vase, yelling “vaaaaaz is not a word”
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Jun 28, 2021 19:44
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LAP messed with texas. 
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Jun 28, 2021 20:08
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I heard he pees standing up before sitting down to poo poo.
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Jun 28, 2021 20:14
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LAP spilled my seed on the ground, which is wicked in God's green eyes, and The Lord put me to death 
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Jun 28, 2021 20:15
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Apparently now LAP is not permabanning an IK so that means he's supposed to be drawn and quartered or some poo poo I don't even know why is forums drama such a thing
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Jun 28, 2021 20:16
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low key sex master posted:Apparently now LAP is not permabanning an IK so that means he's supposed to be drawn and quartered or some poo poo I don't even know why is forums drama such a thing Even worse he never probated me once for posting the forbidden t*g word. What kind of mod is this!!!!!
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Jun 28, 2021 20:19
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Derpies posted:Even worse he never probated me once for posting the forbidden t*g word. What kind of mod is this!!!!! THE DEVIL
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Jun 28, 2021 20:20
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low key sex master posted:Apparently now LAP is not permabanning an IK so that means he's supposed to be drawn and quartered or some poo poo I don't even know why is forums drama such a thing The amount of posters that have hate boners for mods is a little disturbing
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Jun 28, 2021 20:22
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Also LAP once changed my forums name to Hate Boner and didn’t tell me and I couldn’t log in
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Jun 28, 2021 20:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Also LAP once changed my forums name to Hate Boner and didn’t tell me and I couldn’t log in That was really cruel we all know how much you love boners!
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