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LAP brushes his teeth three times a day, but swallows all the toothpaste
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LAP shared my nudes with HGB and Jeffrey 
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Jun 30, 2021 13:58
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LAP owes me £5.90 for half a pack of B&H which he smoked almost all of. When I asked him to pay me back he says well about that round he bought? Well what about it I says. Common decency's what that is.
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Jun 30, 2021 14:32
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LAP threw the football to me clumsily, with it spinning end over end. I struggled to catch the bad throw and it popped out of my hands and hit the ground. LAP didn't take responsibility for his bad throw and let everyone think I couldn't catch a football.
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Jun 30, 2021 15:51
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LAP gave the sole nay vote when the mods were voting on whether to make Nooner a mod
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Jun 30, 2021 17:02
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They are so beautiful it should be a crime Call me 
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Jun 30, 2021 17:14
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dervinosdoom posted:They are so beautiful it should be a crime It's the haircut. 
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Jun 30, 2021 17:17
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Gave DarkSoulsTantrum a 6er just as Donald loving Rumsfeld died!!! FREE DST!!!!
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Jun 30, 2021 20:40
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Derpies posted:FREE DST!!!! you coward
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Jun 30, 2021 20:41
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Was at the Justin Bieber roast front row seats genuinely having a good time!
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Jun 30, 2021 20:51
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He’ll rip an SDB and ask if anyone smells popcorn. You ask me, the boy’s rude.
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Jul 1, 2021 07:24
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He keeps asking me for a sip of my Gatorade.
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Jul 1, 2021 10:27
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He finally gave me the milking I desperately wanted, but he milked me so hard and long that nearly every drop of liquid in my body was spent and I became a dry, dessicated husk of a man resembling a California raisin. And then he did it again, and I turned to dust and blew away in the wind. I regret nothing
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Jul 1, 2021 12:47
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I let LAP borrow my car and while he refilled the gas tank he left a half eaten mcdonalds cheeseburger in the passenger seat. Disgusting
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Jul 1, 2021 13:17
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Smugworth posted:He finally gave me the milking I desperately wanted, but he milked me so hard and long that nearly every drop of liquid in my body was spent and I became a dry, dessicated husk of a man resembling a California raisin. I told LAP I needed some of this bumper crop of SmugMilkTM for spritzing a pork shoulder I was going to smoke this weekend and he just laughed and then kicked the bucket over, gallons of white gold soaking into the parched earth.
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Jul 1, 2021 13:44
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LAP hangs the toilet paper backwards
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Jul 1, 2021 13:44
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Big Beef City posted:LAP hangs the toilet paper backwards What the gently caress??? ADMIN??? We got a loving criminal here
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Jul 1, 2021 13:56
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LAP can't identify a Red-Breasted Sapsucker.
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Jul 1, 2021 14:00
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LAP pronounces sword as "sword"
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Jul 1, 2021 14:58
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LAP comes over to use my Oculus to "play Skyrim" but then spends the whole time jerking off to VR porn in my office.
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Jul 1, 2021 15:10
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LAP sits down when he pees
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Jul 1, 2021 15:44
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LAP refuses to tip delivery drivers saying “That Menethar guy had it all right”
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Jul 1, 2021 15:45
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Katamari Democracy posted:LAP pees when he sits down
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Jul 1, 2021 16:30
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Nobody has ever seen Hitler and LAP in the same room together.
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Jul 1, 2021 19:40
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LAP has the cable set up so it starts up on the Hallmark channel
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Jul 1, 2021 19:43
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Asked for 2 Blowjeezys
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Jul 1, 2021 19:52
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LAP had another accident on the carpet. Bad mod! No!
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Jul 1, 2021 19:57
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A delivery driver told LAP to enjoy his pizza and LAP responded by saying "You too."
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Jul 1, 2021 20:02
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Doesn’t like posting gloves
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Jul 1, 2021 20:05
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Bummed my last cig and never returned my lighter!
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Jul 1, 2021 20:12
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Weka posted:Nobody has ever seen Hitler and LAP in the same room together. actually this isn't true
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Jul 1, 2021 20:56
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LAP just let's dandelions and creeping Charlie grow all over his yard. They're spreading to mine you bastard, why don't you trying mowing once in awhile
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Jul 1, 2021 21:01
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I heard LAP likes his steak well done.
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Jul 1, 2021 21:22
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He got my dog pregnant.
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Jul 2, 2021 02:49
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He's been in the same Nu-Metal band for the past 20 years. They've put out 12 albums.
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Jul 2, 2021 02:58
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Funky See Funky Do posted:He's been in the same Nu-Metal band for the past 20 years. They've put out 12 albums. I'm the rapper. 
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Jul 2, 2021 03:01
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LAP offers cigarettes to small children, even goes in and buys them, but then smokes them all in front of the kids, taunting them about being young and poor not ciggy buttbrains. LAP does not care for the plight of the common ciggy kid.
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Jul 2, 2021 03:17
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Speaking of which I was hanging out with LAP and he said he was going on smoko. He never came back and also neither of us are Australian.
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Jul 2, 2021 03:31
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im freaking the heck out posted:Speaking of which I was hanging out with LAP and he said he was going on smoko. He never came back and also neither of us are Australian.  Leave me alone.
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Jul 2, 2021 03:35
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LAP appropriates culture and that's a fact. You can read their own posts. Horrific.
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Jul 2, 2021 03:37
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