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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Also LAP once changed my forums name to Hate Boner and didn’t tell me and I couldn’t log in

Did it last longer than 4 hours?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP painted a nintendo character on the side of his car without obtaining copyright permission

Wilmott Snipes
May 29, 2002

It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?
One time LAP gave me the Ol' Spicy Keychain...that fink! :argh:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My biggest crime is leaving GBS at any time.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My posting is bad everywhere else.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

LAP is the guy saying "There's some whores in this house" in WAP

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I like that guy.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

He didn’t ban all my posting enemies which I keep on a frequently updated spreadsheet.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

My biggest crime is leaving GBS at any time.

You tried to actually engage the CPSAM rage posters that I am sure are so very offended and not at all just being pedantic fuckwads at the level of Fox News complaining about Cancel Culture about the Chinathread, truly just a heinous crime and your sentence is having to post in GBS even more and forfeiting your CIA bux this month.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

You tried to actually engage the CPSAM rage posters that I am sure are so very offended and not at all just being pedantic fuckwads at the level of Fox News complaining about Cancel Culture about the Chinathread, truly just a heinous crime and your sentence is having to post in GBS even more and forfeiting your CIA bux this month.

drat it. I was going to buy a soda with that CIA stipend.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

drat it. I was going to buy a soda with that CIA stipend.

You really need to get on the MI6 payroll, I get all the RC (Royal Crown, THINK ABOUT IT) Cola I want as long as I poo poo post 10 times a day.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Derpies posted:

You really need to get on the MI6 payroll, I get all the RC (Royal Crown, THINK ABOUT IT) Cola I want as long as I poo poo post 10 times a day.

How much for you not to post?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

The Management posted:

How much for you not to post?

Gonna need at least a 2 liter

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

He stole a lock of my hair to use in a spell to make me fall in love with him against my will

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

He thinks Robot Jox is a bad movie.

Wtf dude. Wtf. That calls for justifiable modicide IMO

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

LAP lashed me to the Woe Machine

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Literally a Hitler

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Pretty sure LAP stops the microwave a few seconds before it's done and doesn't cancel the timer on it. Death by guillotine.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Ventral EggSac posted:

LAP is the guy saying "There's some whores in this house" in WAP

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Is literally two people sharing an account

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Zig when they shoulda zagged. :rznv:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Squeezes tubes (toothpaste, oil paints, anchovy paste) from the middle.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP leaves the contract plastic on his electronics and appliance clocks

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

I heard he posts on something awful

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I told LAP I loved him and he just said “thanks”.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
LAP reproduced ensuring more generations of death mill construction.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

I heard he posts on something awful

hosed UP. I COMPLETELY DENY THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

LAP forgot about Dre

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
LAP came to my house for pizza and games night, but drank a bit much so I told him to just crash on the couch for the night. Early the next morning when I woke up he was already gone and all the leftover pizza was gone too.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP is naked under his clothes

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
LAP's dad beat up my dad ):

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

LAP once invited me to a house party but when i got there he just produced a copy of house party on vhs (no vhs cassette player)

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


LAP will drink a glass of milk and leave the glass sitting out, the milk residue dries, and then it's practically impossible to get the bottom clean

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth posted:

He stole a lock of my hair to use in a spell to make me fall in love with him against my will

LAP I love you but this is not ok!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He pointed and laughed at my penis, but he did it really half-assed. I wasn't paying $100 an hour for half-assed verbal/sexual abuse.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
They made football gay

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
LAP ate an entire party sub because "it was just sitting there and nobody else seemed all that hungry".

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

I hosted a nice summer potluck dinner. Everyone else brought a nice home-cooked meal but LAP brought a bag of chips he purchased from a gas station on the way over.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
LAP waited more than 5 seconds before eating that chip on the ground

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
LAP just spams hadoukens the entire fight and it’s really annoying

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