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LAP washes his cast iron pan with soap. LOTS OF SOAP.
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LAP doesn’t wash his hands after beating off.
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Jun 28, 2021 15:28
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I took LAP on a date and he ordered the most expensive thing on the menu but only ate two bites before saying he was full, but then he ordered dessert!
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Jun 28, 2021 15:56
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I’ll tell you something, this LAP guy? He’s a real PIECE OF WORK! 
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Jun 28, 2021 17:16
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The Bloop posted:LAP forgot the Alamo LAP did 9/11 but also forgot about it.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:48
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low key sex master posted:Apparently now LAP is not permabanning an IK so that means he's supposed to be drawn and quartered or some poo poo I don't even know why is forums drama such a thing The amount of posters that have hate boners for mods is a little disturbing
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Jun 28, 2021 20:22
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Also LAP once changed my forums name to Hate Boner and didn’t tell me and I couldn’t log in
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Jun 28, 2021 20:23
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I told LAP I loved him and he just said “thanks”.
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Jun 29, 2021 01:13
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LAP just spams hadoukens the entire fight and it’s really annoying
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Jun 29, 2021 03:41
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LAP is actually 00’s porn icon The MILF Hunter
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Jun 29, 2021 03:54
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LAP not only pronounces the “nes” in Wednesday, he emphasizes it.
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Jun 29, 2021 08:17
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I went to a baseball game with LAP and he ate his hotdog like an ear of corn. It was so embarrassing.
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Jun 29, 2021 11:41
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Big Beef City posted:When LAP goes to KFC he orders mashed potatoes specifically WITHOUT gravy. Is there no low LAP won’t sink to?
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Jun 29, 2021 14:35
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Smugworth posted:Roughly half of the ~20 active posters in GBS are actually LAP alt accounts. Most of the people posting in this very thread are LAP alt accounts. One LAP tells only truths, the other LAPs tell only lies.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:32
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a mysterious cloak posted:LAP runs a load of laundry and then leaves it wet, in the washer, for 3 days LAP dried all my sweaters on HOT and they all shrunk!
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Jun 29, 2021 18:23
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Big Beef City posted:You know how a lot of drive-thru places put in a second window, intending to copy McDonalds idea of pay at one, pickup at the second, but due to staffing and other efficiency issues they just use the one and the second one goes unused now? One of my local BKs does this but they have THREE windows, two of which have never been used to my knowledge. You can see storage boxes and stuff behind them so they likely never will. I can only assume that LAP is somehow responsible for constructing not only one, but two useless windows.
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Jun 29, 2021 20:04
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The Bloop posted:Worse, left the lid down and did his business Number…3…?
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Jun 29, 2021 20:13
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LAP woke my kid up at 5 am this morning
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Jun 29, 2021 22:26
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Internetjack posted:I heard he double-dips. The NERVE of this guy!!!
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Jun 30, 2021 00:26
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LAP hates it when a plan comes together.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:27
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I can only imagine what he’s saving them for.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:32
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Funky See Funky Do posted:LAP hosts a podcast where he has his pals gossip about my most shameful and private secrets. Link?
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Jun 30, 2021 01:44
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The Bloop posted:I wish I had a possum LAP sells em on the dark web.
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Jun 30, 2021 02:43
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dervinosdoom posted:LAP copied that floppy. LAP was unkind and did NOT rewind.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:39
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He still owes me royalties from our hit barbershop album “Literally A Cappella”.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:53
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Smugworth posted:He finally gave me the milking I desperately wanted, but he milked me so hard and long that nearly every drop of liquid in my body was spent and I became a dry, dessicated husk of a man resembling a California raisin. I told LAP I needed some of this bumper crop of SmugMilkTM for spritzing a pork shoulder I was going to smoke this weekend and he just laughed and then kicked the bucket over, gallons of white gold soaking into the parched earth.
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Jul 1, 2021 13:44
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Katamari Democracy posted:LAP pees when he sits down
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Jul 1, 2021 16:30
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Doesn’t like posting gloves
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Jul 1, 2021 20:05
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Katamari Democracy posted:I heard LAP likes his steak well done. With ketchup. And it’s not even like the good catsup, or even store brand. He just takes tomato paste and mixes it with water because, in addition to all of his other crimes, he’s incredibly cheap.
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