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He left me for dead in a bullet riddled car in the middle of the Sonoran Desert when I specifically asked him not to do that.
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Went around my neighbourhood and put up fliers with a picture of me and the text "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? CALL <my phone number> NOW!" everywhere.
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Jun 28, 2021 02:52
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He wet my pants.
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Jun 28, 2021 04:23
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When I was dangling from the edge of a cliff he grabbed my hand and said "Don't let go!" and I so said "I don't plan on it buddy!" but then he did let go and I plummeted to my death.
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Jun 28, 2021 07:31
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my dog died im sad posted:Ever since Literally A Person created the Danger Mill, none of us are safe. He fired my Pa from his job at the Danger Mill when we was already struggling just to get by.
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Jun 28, 2021 08:12
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LAP told me I need to mow and fertilize my lawn "every other day on alternating days" when I asked him how often I should mow and fertilize my lawn.
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Jun 29, 2021 05:27
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He didn't even notice when I got a hair cut.
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Jun 29, 2021 12:00
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LAP hosts a podcast where he has his pals gossip about my most shameful and private secrets.
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Jun 30, 2021 01:43
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He snores and when you roll him onto his side he just snores even louder.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:45
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LAP requested a puzzle-maze placemat at an expensive restaurant. When they bought him one he pulled out a white-out pen and just erased the wall whenever he got stuck.
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Jun 30, 2021 06:58
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LAP owes me £5.90 for half a pack of B&H which he smoked almost all of. When I asked him to pay me back he says well about that round he bought? Well what about it I says. Common decency's what that is.
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Jun 30, 2021 14:32
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LAP comes over to use my Oculus to "play Skyrim" but then spends the whole time jerking off to VR porn in my office.
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Jul 1, 2021 15:10
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He's been in the same Nu-Metal band for the past 20 years. They've put out 12 albums.
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Jul 2, 2021 02:58
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