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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's all true. All of it. Especially the bad stuff. BUT especially the really bad stuff. :evilbuddy:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I took LAP on a date and he ordered the most expensive thing on the menu but only ate two bites before saying he was full, but then he ordered dessert!

I had a sweet tooth, okay?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

dervinosdoom posted:

LAP sent me a nice GIF.

How dare they make me smile

:twisted:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

LAP did 9/11 but also forgot about it.

OMG, thanks to this post I've found the keys I've been missing for 20 years. THANK YOU DST! THANK YOU!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

Even worse he never probated me once for posting the forbidden t*g word. What kind of mod is this!!!!!

THE DEVIL

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My biggest crime is leaving GBS at any time.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My posting is bad everywhere else.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

You tried to actually engage the CPSAM rage posters that I am sure are so very offended and not at all just being pedantic fuckwads at the level of Fox News complaining about Cancel Culture about the Chinathread, truly just a heinous crime and your sentence is having to post in GBS even more and forfeiting your CIA bux this month.

drat it. I was going to buy a soda with that CIA stipend.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

I heard he posts on something awful

hosed UP. I COMPLETELY DENY THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nooner posted:

LAP used his huge mod signing bonus to fund another 10 seasons of The Simpsons

I keep Dan Castelenetta(sp) in a dog kennel in my garage.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Weka posted:

LAP puts ketchup on a real dog.

It was a dachshund. I WAS CONFUSED!! <:mad:>

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

One LAP tells only truths, the other LAPs tell only lies.

"I'm LAP!"

"NO NO I'M LAP!!"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

meat glitter posted:

gave me reins but not the horse that goes with them

This is true and I wrestle with my conscience about it every day.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

He already has a young child, why would he need two things to do this!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:



:smithicide:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

LAP woke my kid up at 5 am this morning

If I'm up at 5 you're up at 5.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I can only imagine what he’s saving them for.

:yeshaha:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Saucer Hovers posted:

LAP is not even a UAP

But I am down with OPP.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Bloop posted:

Orange President's Penis

Other people's possums

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

dervinosdoom posted:

They are so beautiful it should be a crime












Call me :biglips:

It's the haircut. :hai:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Funky See Funky Do posted:

He's been in the same Nu-Metal band for the past 20 years. They've put out 12 albums.

I'm the rapper.

:coolfish:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

im freaking the heck out posted:

Speaking of which I was hanging out with LAP and he said he was going on smoko. He never came back and also neither of us are Australian.



Leave me alone.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

syntaxfunction posted:

LAP wants to gentrify the forums. Well, more than it is anyway.

Give me your poor, your weak, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

Then tell em' to gently caress off!!!!!

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