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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Said he'd give me a proper milking, but backed out. What a milktease.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

He bound, tortured, and killed 10 people between 1974 and 1991 in Wichita and Park City, Kansas.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

He stole a lock of my hair to use in a spell to make me fall in love with him against my will

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth posted:

He stole a lock of my hair to use in a spell to make me fall in love with him against my will

LAP I love you but this is not ok!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP gave George Lucas the idea for Jar Jar Binks

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Roughly half of the ~20 active posters in GBS are actually LAP alt accounts. Most of the people posting in this very thread are LAP alt accounts.

I myself may even be a LAP alt account, for all you know.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP thinks 6 million is a bit of an exaggeration

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP steals your farts while you sleep

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP shared my nudes with HGB and Jeffrey :mad:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP gave the sole nay vote when the mods were voting on whether to make Nooner a mod

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Derpies posted:

FREE DST!!!!

you coward

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

He finally gave me the milking I desperately wanted, but he milked me so hard and long that nearly every drop of liquid in my body was spent and I became a dry, dessicated husk of a man resembling a California raisin.

And then he did it again, and I turned to dust and blew away in the wind.

I regret nothing

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP had another accident on the carpet. Bad mod! No!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP just let's dandelions and creeping Charlie grow all over his yard. They're spreading to mine you bastard, why don't you trying mowing once in awhile

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

LAP rips dirty kimchi farts and dumps at the dentist office. This is only a crime to one particular dentist.

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