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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP drinks 1% milk

Just make up your drat mind, you fence-sitter

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP forgot the Alamo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP tore that tag off a mattress

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP painted a nintendo character on the side of his car without obtaining copyright permission

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Literally a Hitler

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP leaves the contract plastic on his electronics and appliance clocks

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP is naked under his clothes

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

did anyone make a rodney king joke yet

I don't think so. Do you think you should?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP rebroadcast a game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Bloop posted:

LAP rebroadcast a game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

It was a cribbage game, but still

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP ordered a steak well done and then put ketchup on it and ate it and really enjoyed it and said "I should do this again"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Left the seat up

I don’t care if someone else already said it, double jeopardy does not apply here! :mad:

Worse, left the lid down and did his business

Number 1, 2 and 3

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP wears tube socks and rolls them down

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP swallows twice his share of spiders while he sleeps

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Funky See Funky Do posted:

LAP hosts a podcast where he has his pals gossip about my most shameful and private secrets.

With level eleven ASMR vocal fry

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

But I am down with OPP.

Orange President's Penis

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I wish I had a possum

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP only looks one way before crossing the street

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP brushes his teeth three times a day, but swallows all the toothpaste

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LAP pronounces sword as "sword"

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Weka posted:

Nobody has ever seen Hitler and LAP in the same room together.

actually this isn't true

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