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One time he had a friend cut off his right pinky finger with a pair of bolt cutters so he could take it to Home Depot, knock an axe to the floor, drop the finger, and demand financial compensation, but the police were called when security camera footage showed him pulling the already severed finger from one of the many pockets on his shorts.
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He pointed and laughed at my penis, but he did it really half-assed. I wasn't paying $100 an hour for half-assed verbal/sexual abuse.
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Jun 29, 2021 02:11
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Now, I'm not saying LAP killed and buried all those kids they've been digging up at residential schools in Canada, but I am saying he killed them and left them lying around for others to bury.
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Jun 29, 2021 13:22
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LAP is planning, upon his death, to have his body sealed in a coffin full of top ramen seasoning packets, in the hope that this will somehow mummify him. He then wants his mummy to be ground into a powder and used as a seasoning in high end Italian restaurants. This is not a crime but it’s pretty hosed up and I thought you all deserved to know about it.
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Jun 30, 2021 00:10
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LAP insists on only playing as a dragonborn or a tabaxi in dungeons and dragons. That speaks for itself I think.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:24
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Derpies posted:LAP frequently says he will attend free cultural events and festivals on Facebook but doesn’t follow through That's probably for the best. I went to the Indianapolis Greek Festival with him one time and he was already drunk on ouzo by the time I showed up. Around the start of the Kalamatianos he popped some little kid's balloon and when the dad confronted him he threw up all over the guy's shirt. I could tell then, from all the bright blue fragments in the vomitus, that he had been high on shrooms. Long story short we were both arrested but the state only decided to prosecute him.
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