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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet



July marks the start of the CONCACAF Gold Cup (July 10 - August 1), so lots of players will be out while the league plays through, because schedule compression like whoa this year because of that whole 2020 thing. At least Copa America will be wrapping up on the 12th so those players will be coming back.

The inaugural match at Columbus' new (terribly-named) stadium takes place on the 3rd, as they host the Revolution. Will they do better than this year's stadium debuts of Austin ("let's just not score a goal ever") or Cincy ("let's have the other team score first")? Probably. With any luck Austin will continue that plan forever because gently caress Anthony Precourt.

And does anyone remember when Toronto was this close to winning the Shield last year? Yeah, me neither.

:siren: National (:911:) broadcasts not on ESPN+ :siren: (All times Eastern)

Thursday July 1 - Portland @ Austin - 9:30PM (FS1)
Saturday July 3 - New England @ Columbus - 5PM (ESPN)

Wednesday July 7 - Orlando @ Chicago - 8PM (UniMas/Univision Deportes/Twitter)

Saturday July 17 - New England @ Atlanta - 5PM (ESPN)
Sunday July 18 - Seattle @ Minnesota - 2PM (ESPN)

Wednesday July 21 - Atlanta @ Cincinnati - 7PM (FS1)
Thursday July 22 - Philadelphia @ Orlando - 7:30PM (ESPN)
Thursday July 22 - Seattle @ Austin - 9:30PM (ESPN)
Saturday July 24 - Columbus @ Atlanta - 3:30PM (ABC)

Friday July 30 - Atlanta @ Orlando - 8PM (ESPN)
Friday July 30 - Portland @ LA Galaxy - 10PM (ESPN)
Sunday August 1 - Chicago @ Philadelphia - 6PM (UniMas/Univision Deportes/Twitter)

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Dc united scheduled a random tournament 5 minutes ago during the gold cup, I guess

https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider/status/1409565513483788296?s=19

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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The Capital Cup should've had clubs from Ottawa and Mexico City, tbh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Alajuelense isn't in San Jose (Saprissa is), so whole lotta false advertising going on. :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Portland sure looks like poo poo these first 15 minutes.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Portland playing sloppy. 7 corners conceded already!

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


SUCK IT THREAD TITLE

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well poo poo, it finally happened. WAY TO NOT READ MY THREAD TITLE AUSTIN

At least it happened against a team I hate.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Fuckin FINALLY

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


They liked it so much they did it again!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Will admit, the stadium going dark and glowing green looks cool.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Austin only scores three (3) goals or zero (0) goals. These are facts.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

paddyboat posted:

Austin only scores three (3) goals or zero (0) goals. These are facts.

We’ve scored one (1) goal thrice!!!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This game is getting feisty.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Whoops, someone fell asleep at the end there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yay not-Portland!

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


paddyboat posted:

Austin only scores three (3) goals or zero (0) goals. These are facts.

Well there ya go!

EDIT: NEVERMIND!!!

Jean-Paul Shartre fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jul 2, 2021

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao I missed the third goal, wth portland

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Portland using their first subs down 4-1 is a choice.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus, Portland only has 2 wins out of 26 in Texas? :psyduck:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Columbus new stadium looks pretty great

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

G-Hawk posted:

Columbus new stadium looks pretty great

Yeah.

Hopefully this sets a precedent for the Rapids to move into a nice downtown stadiahahahaha yeah right. :smith:

Crowd sounds sweet as well.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jul 3, 2021

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Moktaro posted:

Yeah.

Hopefully this sets a precedent for the Rapids to move into a nice downtown stadiahahahaha yeah right. :smith:

Crowd sounds sweet as well.

It's pretty funny that these days those suburban 1st wave stadiums are a bit poo poo. Chicago just outright abandoned theirs.

Sport progress blahblah. All 3 of the new stadiums this year look great

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

The inaugural match at Columbus' new (terribly-named) stadium takes place on the 3rd, as they host the Revolution. Will they do better than this year's stadium debuts of Austin ("let's just not score a goal ever") or Cincy ("let's have the other team score first")? Probably.

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Quality shush celebration

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Lol that was certainly against the run of play.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yay, Sad Caleb Porter Face!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

The Most Dangerous Scoreline strikes again!

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

imagine letting dc united score twice against you in 8 minutes

edit: and theres another

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Jul 3, 2021

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Fairly sure I've never heard a coach of any sport say "we've played really really well and I don't plan to make any changes" while losing

I think Porter was mostly right but lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

G-Hawk posted:

imagine letting dc united score twice against you in 8 minutes

edit: and theres another

Pretty sure I can hear Jozy laughing from here.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Poor Reds.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Not quite as poor now

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Lol, the "I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref" song loud and clear.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a funny as hell own goal there.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I’m pretty sure Toronto won’t be good again until the border opens up again.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



hammer us into the ground like a loving railroad spike

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

I’m pretty sure Toronto won’t be good again until the border opens up again.

Is Chris Armas not allowed into Canada?

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

gently caress ben olsen, hernan losada owns, the end

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Nice goal red bulls

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