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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet



July marks the start of the CONCACAF Gold Cup (July 10 - August 1), so lots of players will be out while the league plays through, because schedule compression like whoa this year because of that whole 2020 thing. At least Copa America will be wrapping up on the 12th so those players will be coming back.

The inaugural match at Columbus' new (terribly-named) stadium takes place on the 3rd, as they host the Revolution. Will they do better than this year's stadium debuts of Austin ("let's just not score a goal ever") or Cincy ("let's have the other team score first")? Probably. With any luck Austin will continue that plan forever because gently caress Anthony Precourt.

And does anyone remember when Toronto was this close to winning the Shield last year? Yeah, me neither.

:siren: National (:911:) broadcasts not on ESPN+ :siren: (All times Eastern)

Thursday July 1 - Portland @ Austin - 9:30PM (FS1)
Saturday July 3 - New England @ Columbus - 5PM (ESPN)

Wednesday July 7 - Orlando @ Chicago - 8PM (UniMas/Univision Deportes/Twitter)

Saturday July 17 - New England @ Atlanta - 5PM (ESPN)
Sunday July 18 - Seattle @ Minnesota - 2PM (ESPN)

Wednesday July 21 - Atlanta @ Cincinnati - 7PM (FS1)
Thursday July 22 - Philadelphia @ Orlando - 7:30PM (ESPN)
Thursday July 22 - Seattle @ Austin - 9:30PM (ESPN)
Saturday July 24 - Columbus @ Atlanta - 3:30PM (ABC)

Friday July 30 - Atlanta @ Orlando - 8PM (ESPN)
Friday July 30 - Portland @ LA Galaxy - 10PM (ESPN)
Sunday August 1 - Chicago @ Philadelphia - 6PM (UniMas/Univision Deportes/Twitter)

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Alajuelense isn't in San Jose (Saprissa is), so whole lotta false advertising going on. :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Portland sure looks like poo poo these first 15 minutes.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well poo poo, it finally happened. WAY TO NOT READ MY THREAD TITLE AUSTIN

At least it happened against a team I hate.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Will admit, the stadium going dark and glowing green looks cool.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This game is getting feisty.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Whoops, someone fell asleep at the end there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yay not-Portland!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus, Portland only has 2 wins out of 26 in Texas? :psyduck:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

The inaugural match at Columbus' new (terribly-named) stadium takes place on the 3rd, as they host the Revolution. Will they do better than this year's stadium debuts of Austin ("let's just not score a goal ever") or Cincy ("let's have the other team score first")? Probably.

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yay, Sad Caleb Porter Face!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

G-Hawk posted:

imagine letting dc united score twice against you in 8 minutes

edit: and theres another

Pretty sure I can hear Jozy laughing from here.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Not quite as poor now

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

I’m pretty sure Toronto won’t be good again until the border opens up again.

Is Chris Armas not allowed into Canada?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I couldn't remember the circumstances of his dismissal from NYRB and went to look it up:



Guess even the Wikipedia moderators are sick of his poo poo, they're usually quick to clean up stuff like that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Crépeau :eyepop:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That is some suit Marcelo Balboa is wearing

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Pungry posted:

Can't believe Will Bruin is actually sitting

Uh, it's not by choice

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Go Other Roldan!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

That is some suit Marcelo Balboa is wearing

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Lucky goals from both teams, lucky result for Seattle because they looked pretty bad 2nd half.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
https://twitter.com/MLS_PR/status/1411473242443943941?s=20

Cool

TwoStepBoog posted:

And, oh neato, SKC are now top of the table.

Not cool

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What the gently caress New England/Toronto? :psyduck:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
drat you post :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
MLS app says Vancouver already losing 1' in :laffo:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Finally

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Holy poo poo what a counter

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
If you're going to hug a player like that and get a red card might as well make it a proper football tackle. smdh

Atlanta also just went down to 10 men, but for a much less humorous reason.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Columbus gave up a goal in just 25 seconds to Cincinnati.

Not great, Bob!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Columbus concedes a second and decide to adopt a "just kick the poo poo out of the other team" strategy :thunk:

e: lol, Columbus down to 10 men after a 2nd yellow when the first was probably mistaken identity. Rivalry games are fun.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jul 10, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Cincy... Cincy never changes

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

G-Hawk posted:

that atlanta lineup is not pretty and the fans seem to agree

If only they had a striker who's proven himself in the league multiple times...oh well, we'll never know.

Also, nice dive Bou

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Doctor Teeth posted:

how come josef isn't playing anyway? i gather from "free josef" it isn't injury related...

https://twitter.com/FelipeCar/status/1415704904568655873?s=20

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I should've started watching Cincy-Montreal sooner.

e: Tuned in just in time to see goal #9 of the game

e2: FLARE ON THE FIELD

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jul 18, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Vancouver...won?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Look, I realize they share the same first name, but I'm like...95% certain that Stefan Cleveland and Stefan Frei have different faces. ESPN does not apparently know this.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
We sure look like poo poo so far!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pungry posted:

It will be an absolute miracle to continue the undefeated streak. I can't see this team scoring a goal today.

I could see them scoring one...just not in Minnesota's goal.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Cool, we're now running out of CBs.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Merde

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