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it's the worst holiday ever...somebody please make this holiday better. |
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first idea: instead of celebrating the independence of america, we could celebrate dogs and cats. |
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Jun 30, 2021 19:31
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bad guy posted:first idea: instead of celebrating the independence of america, we could celebrate dogs and cats.  I like where you're headed with this, bad guy.
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Jun 30, 2021 21:36
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instead of fireworks, local fire departments go door to door delivering Valium to the populace
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Jun 30, 2021 21:37
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My dog hates the fireworks |
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Jun 30, 2021 21:38
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I'm not American so I don't understand what independence day is. But I agree it should be about dogs and cats. I love cats especially. But dogs are very good. I wanna hug them. I think I'll order pizza.
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Jun 30, 2021 21:52
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gay for gacha posted:My dog hates the fireworks  I'm starting 2 hate them on his behalf tbh
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Jun 30, 2021 21:57
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gay for gacha posted:My dog hates the fireworks ya this is why i suggested we make it for dogs and cats instead. no fireworks |
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Jun 30, 2021 22:12
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Americans eat hotdogs for 4th July |
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Jun 30, 2021 22:13
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bad guy posted:it's the worst holiday ever...somebody please make this holiday better. quick op we need ur help, Canada day is tomorrow but we have to fix it
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Jun 30, 2021 22:18
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gay for gacha posted:Americans eat hotdogs for 4th July feed hotdogs to dogs and cats (if it's safe to do so) |
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Jun 30, 2021 22:18
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gay for gacha posted:Americans eat hotdogs for 4th July is it like the eucharist where the hot dogs turn into george washington? |
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Jun 30, 2021 22:35
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nut posted:quick op we need ur help, Canada day is tomorrow but we have to fix it the queen is coming, she's flying over the ocean in her big bucket and i don't have near enough ceasers OR pepperettes
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Jun 30, 2021 22:47
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How about a big bone in the middle of a park and we call it The Independence Bone |
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Jun 30, 2021 23:22
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the declawration of independence should guarantee cats freedom to posses claws, to prevent tyranny
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Jun 30, 2021 23:24
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Heather Papps posted:the declawration of independence should guarantee cats freedom to posses claws, to prevent tyranny
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Heather Papps posted:the declawration of independence should guarantee cats freedom to posses claws, to prevent tyranny |
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Jun 30, 2021 23:35
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Welcome to Earth! |
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Jul 1, 2021 09:13
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Do you know what we call the Fourth of July over here? Sunday.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Do you know what we call the Fourth of July over here? Even when it's not on a Sunday? Weird. |
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Jul 1, 2021 11:40
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I am the future friend and let me tell you it’s going to be ok.
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Jul 1, 2021 11:58
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I celebrate listening to some Aaron Copeland followed by the 1812 Overture and some berry and cream-based dessert. |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:31
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Everybody will gather in the local park to ooh and aah at a big slide show of pictures of all the dogs and cats in town |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:34
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i live in a city of about 100,000 which means approx. 33,000 dogs and cats (20K dog/13K cats). At 30fps that would take a little under 20 minutes to show. truly a spectacular display to celebrate our animal allies and also independence from england i guess |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:41
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bad guy posted:Everybody will gather in the local park to ooh and aah at a big slide show of pictures of all the dogs and cats in town I would pay the cost to do this. I'm not kidding. Replace explosions with adorable photos of even more adorable animals please. |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:43
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In fact we can replace many things with photos of cute baby animals, like the DMV, most laws, my job, police, Arby's, that one Target by my work that never has any unicorn Easy Mac cups... |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:44
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if you want you can dress your cat or dog in patriotic gear as long as it's not too patriotic |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:55
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Mormon Nailer posted:In fact we can replace many things with photos of cute baby animals, like the DMV, most laws, my job, police, Arby's, that one Target by my work that never has any unicorn Easy Mac cups... cop: do you have any idea how fast you were going back there? i'm going to have to give you this [hands me a picture of his dog] me: [muttering under my breath] cop: [angry] what did you just say to me? me: [still muttering] i said your dog is cute... |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:59
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One fun thing about the fourth of July as a holiday is that it is most often referred to as the fourth of July, and not as independence day. I look forward to wishing my loved ones a happy 14th of February and 25th of December. |
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Jul 1, 2021 12:59
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on the night before the fourth of july, catnip cassie sneaks into every cat-having household and sprinkles everything with catnip. sometimes if you're lucky you'll see one of the pawprints she left behind. tradition dictates that you leave a bowl of cream or a can of tuna for her, also maybe you hang up the stars and stripes if you want to but that part's not really that important |
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Jul 1, 2021 13:04
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The stars and stripes could be important if they are crinkly, have secure streamers and maybe some tinkly bells though. |
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Jul 1, 2021 13:08
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nobody helped and now it's too late july 1 is here 
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Jul 1, 2021 13:22
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nut posted:nobody helped and now it's too late july 1 is here  30 Canadian women have opinions, today, nut. Stay inside. Mask up. Don't allow the women in, they will browbeat you.
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Jul 1, 2021 13:28
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Somebody set off what sounded like a bomb last night at 23:30, 2½ hours after I fell asleep. It's like the universe is conspiring to make me cranky. |
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Jul 1, 2021 13:34
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nut posted:nobody helped and now it's too late july 1 is here step outside and loudly proclaim "BOY, IT SURE IS JUNE 31ST TODAY!" if anyone says it's some kind of other day just stare them down and say through gritted teeth "IT. IS. JUNE. 31ST." until they stop arguing
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Jul 1, 2021 14:14
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Mormon Nailer posted:
they got me hj. they got me. I just wanted a coffee…
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Jul 1, 2021 14:39
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cruft posted:Somebody set off what sounded like a bomb last night at 23:30, 2½ hours after I fell asleep. Classic New Mexico |
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Jul 1, 2021 14:44
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nut posted:nobody helped and now it's too late july 1 is here Yeah, but only for another hour and 15 minutes |
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Jul 1, 2021 14:44
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nut posted:they got me hj. they got me. I just wanted a coffee… Oh god no they got nut He'll never be able to look at a dog without going 'well now' again |
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Jul 1, 2021 14:47
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bad guy posted:it's the worst holiday ever...somebody please make this holiday better. 1. capybaras 2. somebody needs to make large amounts of blue wine so we can have red white and blue wine. the wine should probably be blueberry, that is delicious and seasonal. 3. the invisible ghost of george washington should visit and poop in some random person's house, so a cup of wine should be left out for him like elijah on passover 4. capybaras love hot springs, a friendly hot tub (with capybaras) should be an independence day tradition 5. the fireworks can stay but they need to be debanged e: this is what patriotism should look like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESi-OTRirHs Manifisto fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jul 1, 2021
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