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benjamin franklin thought the national bird should not be the eagle, but rather the capybara

# ? Jul 1, 2021 20:48

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# ? May 11, 2024 14:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

bad guy posted:

benjamin franklin thought the national bird should not be the eagle, but rather the capybara

Birds aren't real, OP, get your poo poo together!!!!!

# ? Jul 1, 2021 23:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Every 4th of July, everyone packs up all their belongings and dynamites every building in town to stick it to The Man. It is a founding principle of the Declaration of Independence that they may own the land, but they don't own what's on the land.

# ? Jul 1, 2021 23:58

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# ? Jul 3, 2021 22:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

lmao

# ? Jul 3, 2021 22:47

City of Glompton

bad guy posted:

cop: do you have any idea how fast you were going back there? i'm going to have to give you this [hands me a picture of his dog]

me: [muttering under my breath]

cop: [angry] what did you just say to me?

me: [still muttering] i said your dog is cute...

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 3, 2021 23:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

For this holiday, as proud Americans, we are roasting a large amount of corn. And by proud Americans, I mean, we are indigenous and this is just poo poo we get up to anyhow, it ain't special.

# ? Jul 4, 2021 00:20

FutonForensic

it's almost here.... gently caress... i'm not ready

# ? Jul 4, 2021 00:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I wish someone would just knock me out. Holidays are the worst

:negative:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 4, 2021 00:33

City of Glompton

im sorry i'm stuck on the concept of all official documentation being pictures of cute cats + dogs

gently caress me my landlord has three showings this week? could they leave just one note?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 4, 2021 01:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

all my neighborhood yayhoos are going ballistic rn. dog has been under my bed for hours. I don't know how to break it to him that tomorrow will be even worse in terms of warzone noises

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 4, 2021 04:40

okiedoke: I am the Doke to the Okie

My neighbor is already drunk and lit a mortar off in the back yard that didn't leave the tube and blew death sparkles all over the place, including himself. He thought it was pretty great so he's getting a bigger one out to set off in the street, cause that last one was just a baby explosive. Go america

# ? Jul 4, 2021 05:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

"we blow poo poo up in the name of freedom" :patriot:

# ? Jul 4, 2021 05:41

Escape From Noise

I ate loco moco today. On the fourth. That was a little too American. drat it!

# ? Jul 4, 2021 05:53

alnilam

ugh gently caress it's petsmas eve and my cat really wants the latest Cat Action Figure and there's only one left in the store that's about to open and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad are both after it too, wish me luck :pray:

# ? Jul 4, 2021 07:15

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# ? May 11, 2024 14:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

ugh gently caress it's petsmas eve and my cat really wants the latest Cat Action Figure and there's only one left in the store that's about to open and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad are both after it too, wish me luck

Jumping into my minivan to go to KatBee Toys in 1994 to obtain the latest and greatest Cat Action Figure but, owned by my own hubris, I forgot my punch card and can't get 8% store credit back on my future purchase of Cat Action Figures.

Arnold refuses to return my calls; his mom says "he's busy studying the blade" and then Jerry Seinfeld walks in to the slap baseline and says "what's the deal with losers?"

# ? Jul 4, 2021 12:47

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