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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Donald Rumsfeld and Rush Limbaugh are both still dead.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

What if an RBMK.... but blockchain??????????

Blyatcoin

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Hmm... I do have a beard now. Wonder how much an Oddball costume would run me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

But was it a boy or a girl?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Eej posted:

I wonder what contingency plans they have in case some somali pirates decide to put a few holes in that thing

"No refunds."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Torrannor posted:

Also, what's up with New York and the state's abysmal voting procedures?

Literally corruption, cronyism, and incompetence.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh, so it also means "royal family"

Not exclusively, no.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

stealie72 posted:

I'm not sure why the credo is "always double down" instead of "oops we hosed up." At this point "oops we hosed up" gets it over with way quicker.

On social media, especially Twitter, there seems to be a widespread belief that admitting a mistake is a sign of weakness.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CommieGIR posted:

They are already doing this in some places, I had one client who had refused to address a finding we exposed, they got popped through that finding, and their insurance company told them to pound sand.

Takes a lot for me to side with the insurance guys but, yeah, client deserved this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

GD_American posted:

If you aren't already sick of Donald Rumsfeld grave-dancing, here's an extraordinarily cute attempt from a jackass to join in:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-rumsfeld-princeton-encounter_n_60de4430e4b0e01b6b1c6b89

"Donald Rumsfeld was mean to me as a college sophomore. Also, please look at this sexy picture of the author as a young man, and yes I will point out that is a Princeton class ring I'm wearing"

"David Groff is the author of two books of poetry"

Yeah, sounds like that dude got a lot out of that poly sci course.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Obama should get an SSBN.

1) Big
2) Black
3) Phallic
4) Also known as a "boomer", so there's lots of irony.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CommieGIR posted:

LMAO now that we've pulled out they are full on supporting the guys. Bravo.

And they're a nuclear power too, so when this bites them in the rear end we'll have to care.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Stultus Maximus posted:

CJCS discussed a plan with the other top brass to resign en masse if Trump attempted to use the military to remain in office.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1415472541985083394

Couldn't they just arrest him for giving an illegal order or refuse to obey an illegal order or something else? Resigning en masse only works if there isn't some dipshit lower down the ladder who would actually follow through with what Trump wanted.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

I think access just exasperated a problem that was already there. We would’ve gotten here eventually. The internet was just gasoline on an already burning fire.

I think you mean "exacerbated a problem", but honestly your sentence still works on a far deeper level than the grammatical.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

I don’t know how to spell either word and went with the one autocorrect gave me

I figured it was an autocorrect thing but it was just a really funny coincidence.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

He never sleeps.


Didn't someone get drunk and blab about subs and a whole lot of foreign ips logged onto the forums or something or is that what is being discussed

Also a jagoff dude posted some classified poo poo about what the US would do in a war with North Korea.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Mot Bailey, now known in the USN as lieutenant commander Bailey.

:sigh:

Nimitz wept

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

I’m in Cleveland right now ama

Is there a smell?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bulletsponge13 posted:

Ohio: Slightly Better than Kansas.

Sincerely doubting this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

rifles posted:

I was born in and still live in Ohio.

I'm so, so sorry.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Everything makes conservatives mad these days.

"You have Splenda instead of Nutrasweet? COMMUNISM! :bahgawd:"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

Bill Burr is an rear end in a top hat. These people are fascists

All fascists are assholes but not all assholes are fascists.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DurosKlav posted:

Speak of the devil.

ASHEVILLE - U.S. House member Madison Cawthorn had his gun taken by airport police and will likely face a federal fine and loss of a special security status, local and federal officials said.

The Republican congressman representing Western North Carolina's 11th District was attempting to board a plane Feb. 13 when Transportation Security Administration workers found an unloaded gun in his carry-on bag, along with a loaded magazine, according to Asheville Regional Airport officials.

Hahahahahahaha

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