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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


boop the snoot posted:

I don’t grill much but still

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1410631953460641796?s=21

Grilled hot dogs and burgs are great.

Fat dripping into the coals and causing fire is quite literally one of the perks of grilling.

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


FrozenVent posted:

We also have a verb for “giving birth” which would have seemed like a given.

The name for an Alpaca giving birth is called an Unpacking.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Every sport except hockeycurling was a mistake

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


BIG HEADLINE posted:

What's Latin for "Floating Bolthole?"

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/somnio-worlds-first-yacht-liner-unveiled/index.html

200+ feet longer than a Burke-class, displaces over three times more. I'm calling it now, we'll see the first private luxury aircraft carrier in this loving decade.

What even is the point in owning a huge yacht if you can't just make it go where you want to go? This thing is dumb on so many levels, but paying 11 million for an appartment on a yacht you can't control has to be some kind of peak stupid.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I thought nonce was some old timey British way to say tomorrow. Like "I'll see you on the nonce"

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


facialimpediment posted:

Feel-good court order recap right here:

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1412873176527343618

At a minimum, they're going to get screamed at from the bench. And they're pissing off the judge just enough to make the judge actually give a drat about pursuing sanctions.

Is counsel like, the one lawyer to rule them all or something? I thought this already was to demand all the counsel show up.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


orange juche posted:

Where do you carry a 1911 when you're cycling? not a lot of places to put it.

Did he use a 1911, or did the author just google "gun" and use one of the top photos?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Grip it and rip it posted:

You really don't enjoy watching the Olympics? It's one of the most entertaining sports spectacles ever conceived. It's also a shared experience for people from all walks of life from all over the planet.

Watching sports usually boring.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


boop the snoot posted:

Curling is legitimately the only Olympic sport I look forward to. I don’t pay attention to who is winning though, I just tune in to watch the epic broomsmanship.

I've added olympic archery to my list of olympic sports I will spend effort to watch. So the list is archery and curling.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


maffew buildings posted:

drat what up on our boy beto is he not cramping calves anymore? :(

Ol' Bobby is yesterday's news.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


90s Solo Cup posted:

Cue the inevitable email about Saul complaining his credentials don't work.
"Dude, you don't even work here anymore."
"Says you." :argh:

Dude nixxed telework, and then teleworks?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Mr. Nice! posted:

In CPAC news, a woman running for governor of California for the face eating leopards party found out earlier today that leopards still eat faces.

In what way specifically?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Wasn't the idiots thread title something about smelling the burning nut smell?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


They didn't even ask me, and the state of oregon paid for it.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Hannibal Rex posted:

The procedure itself took less than half an hour and was completely unspectacular.

My guy dropped a tube and it schlorped up my sack and he had to go loving digging for it.

It was not pleasant.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


not caring here posted:

They fuckin' Office Space'd him. Probably gonna be calling HR soon asking why he hasn't been paid.

Hope he got his redline stapler.

Swingline.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


RFC2324 posted:

I always thought we did something along these lines. Slag them enough to be useless and non-reverse engineerable

I mean, let them use them for 150 miles. They'll be useless by then.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


McNally posted:

Would you say that your heart will go on?

It's all coming back to him now

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


not caring here posted:

Oh you son of a bitch

That's the way it is

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


shame on an IGA posted:

They already demo'd the bridge, finished sometime around 3 this morning.

Almost certainly the fastest GA government has ever done anything.

Probably saw some other really big flaws with the bridge and wanted it gone before anyone else noticed.

Also is that crazy lady's motion signed and stamped with a bloody thumb print?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I forget where I saw it, but I agree - we need to have a serious rethink of the phrase "avoid it like the plague"

https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1271267475963838467

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Jaguars! posted:

What's the rationale behind the US as a private corporation thing?

There isn't one.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Arcella posted:

Any landing you can walk away from!

Is ocean city in florida?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Being sweaty in hot weather is worse.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Actually the biggest use of crypto seams to be to turn coal into solved sudokus.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


That Works posted:

I didn't really see a pose at the end... ?

Did I miss something? Rapinoe is a boss imo

It's really fast, but she hops around and crosses her arms and leans back a bit.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


That Works posted:

I'm totally clueless. What does that mean?

I'm assuming "Look how smug she is, poor sportsmanship!"

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


She has purple hair though. So now that's really bad or something I don't know.

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