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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I was going to cover territory like that, but today is shaping up to be a little nutso

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1410554850602106882?s=19

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

bengy81 posted:

It's 100% this. They are having a very hard time finding anything with substance (regarding Biden) to get the base fired up over. So they've decided that THE BORDER and CRITICAL RACE THEORY are gonna be those things.

Yeah, the bottom line is that Biden has more or less been Trump-lite in border policies. Biden's allowing for asylum requests to go through again, but they're still arresting hella immigrants. There was a massive, massive surge of youngs at the beginning of the year that flooded DHS/HHS facilities, but a lot of that levelled off with the Biden/Kamala "do not come" messages. It's pretty clear that four years of Republican rule absolutely wrecked the immigration system, especially on the humanitarian/asylum claim side.

Republicans are treating it like the surge never stopped and Democrats are treating it like Biden's not doing Trump-lite things. The news coverage is abysmal about everything.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
For what it's worth, the NCAA is now fully allowing people to profit off their Name/Image/Likeness, loving finally. As such, some players are getting that bag:

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1410453504007806976?s=19

Expect more in about a week - a lot of colleges are request one-week notices with morality clauses (no booze/cigs/porn).

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Weisselberg and the Trump Org got indicted today and uh, probably going to be an open-and-shut case that gets drawn out for a while:

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1410680369775464450?s=19

https://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/1410681165405736968?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/BoingBoing/status/1410681446679916545

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/07/01/gettr-trump-social-media-platform-497606

Not sure what you can really add to a perfect headline, as "Gettr done" jokes are having only a marginally longer life than Gettr will.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nick Soapdish posted:

The best thing about the app is that Trump isn't having anything to do with it. I am sure it will do as well as the past conservative / right-wing ventures and a lot of people will compromise their SSN

I have another best thing!

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1410730227207086084

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/SollenbergerRC/status/1410755239779745795

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1410641486505558016

Very strong Pompeo energy.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Stultus Maximus posted:

Fuckin' dollar store Slate pitches.

For what it's worth, he's been on this particular Bad Take train for multiple years and has been pitching this article for a few months, more true believing than trolling:

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1410705534337138696?s=19

I like the dude a lot, but it's hilarious at how absolutely terrible that take is and how much his friends/professional acquaintances are absolutely trashing him for it:

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1410795123282104328?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
tires should be made of beans so when you randomly decide to drive somewhere, you're just farting around


This is why I mostly stick to random comments on twitter links - and yep, we're definitely getting out of Afghanistan and Grandpa Joe won't hear otherwise to change his mind:

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1410982713172054017

And meanwhile, Iraq can't keep the lights on in 120-degree heat: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-midd...%5Bpost+type%5D

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I don't think it's a good thing when the water is on fire.

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1411075158006284290

https://twitter.com/MLopezSanMartin/status/1411059695503261697

They're dousing the water fire with water.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Good news, the waterfire's out, the water on the waterfire worked!

https://twitter.com/Pemex/status/1411070102301253637

quote:

#Pemex reports that a gas leak was recorded in an underwater pipeline with the presence of fire at sea, 150 meters from the KU-C satellite platform, belonging to the Ku-Maloob-Zaap Production Asset. The fire was extinguished at 10:45 am.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nick Soapdish posted:

So they are claiming to not be sovcits so I guess they're either Hollywood versions of diplomatic immunity or native Americans?

One of them is on YouTube right now (don't have the link) claiming that, it appears to all be a clusterfuck of stupid, considering they don't even have driver's licenses and were... driving.

https://twitter.com/NiaNBCBoston/status/1411314291312111622?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
yeahwedidit.mp4

https://twitter.com/JanNWolfe/status/1411497256616873992?s=19

Note: they're dead to rights because the organization kept two sets of books, so whatevs

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

There was also some dumbass yesterday that said that seriously said ecological disasters don't happen under communism. These kinds of things generate some good photoshops for a few hours, then twitter poliposters ruin it with vibe capitalism and chernobyl-denying communism.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Midjack posted:

Is the zinger "oh ho, the USSR wasn't real communism"?

I usually hammer the X button on the whole thing after that point - it always devolves into that zinger, then a retort about how blockchain technology will fix everything and I wish them all immense pain.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It appears that Donnie's Beautiful Boaters caused more damage than originally thought, since most incidents didn't make the news: https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1411677784532045826?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
oops

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1411704791068135428

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1411597101746724866?s=19

As for voter ID, the issue polls in the 70% range nationwide, because we're a nation of brokebrains that puts car access above constitutional voting access. It's an ideal tradeoff item for a Congressional bill - loose voter ID requirement and funding to make them free in exchange for state voter overturn/subversion bans and a reform of the Electoral Count Act.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I've verified this cursed video as real.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1411802862695354369

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
They think the mortar got him right in the chest, rather than smashing his head running away.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1412104140902354948

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Twitter's main character today isn't the woman being spotlighted here:

https://twitter.com/OnThisDayShe/status/1411943957072912389?s=19

But is the woman here:

https://twitter.com/islamphobiacow/status/1412092504112091142?s=19

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?s=19

NAZI GIRL BOSS TWEET

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It happened again.

https://twitter.com/Nicholaspkirby/status/1412235071642292225?s=19

He hit his first homer when Osama bin Laden got raided, too! DO NOT DO ANYTHING WHEN HE IS AT BAT

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1412423956993351694

Scrolled through and it's mostly comedic constitutional chatter. One person was like "what is Sonic the Hedgehog furry porn?" and nobody has provided examples as of this writing.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1412565836615798787

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1412584321148461057

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
And we've got an assassination! Was weird and unconfirmed for a while, but it's AP-confirmed.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1412721501997080578?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Jul 7, 2021

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Feel-good court order recap right here:

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1412873176527343618

At a minimum, they're going to get screamed at from the bench. And they're pissing off the judge just enough to make the judge actually give a drat about pursuing sanctions.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The bottom line question is if someone at the NSA or an Intel Agency leaked to the media that Fucker was on a call with Russians. That's the only real no bueno thing here, because Fucker's name should've been masked if it was the NSA doing the intercepting.

But of course, absolutely everyone involved in this story is a liar. So basically, gently caress them all and they all deserve each other.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
KT tends to be right about most things and I'm not seeing how this topic is any different:

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1412931309689769985

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

ElMaligno posted:

The more important question is:

is it a technical?

I forget the exact criteria that WTYP/WaHoaWtD came up with. I think the standard was that it needs at least two people, with the weapon mounted, doing a thing the vehicle wasn't intended to do. So mounting a rapid-fire crossbow to a tandem bicycle - technical. Mount a machine gun to a snowblower - not a technical.

And meanwhile, it turns out that the old, hyper-creepy, hyper-online Cat Person story from a few years ago also involved some weird, creepy borderline-stalking from the author too. Yiiiiiiikes.

Original "story": https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-person

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/1413071752373186562?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

The owners, organizers, and commissioners of sports are all management. The athletes, players, and line-level staff are labor. More validity to the facialimpediment Law of Labor-Management Relations: gently caress Management.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Two bits of Pfizer news:

1) Pfizer is applying for full-blown FDA approval

https://twitter.com/davidalim/status/1413280777962414080

2) Pfizer is developing a third/booster/Delta-specific dose, and it's apparently super-powerful, but the CDC/FDA is currently not convinced we need it yet.

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1413299113882439685

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Cursed. Absolutely cursed. I started reading the story and it's like the entire internet somehow vomited an article.

https://twitter.com/sambrodey/status/1413495820163244035?s=19

There are people horny on main for a Senator and other people trying to force the horny people to donate.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

The judge said "everyone who signed the kraken filing will appear either in person or on zoom." All of the lawyers hired another lawyer to represent them and asked the judge if they still had to personally show up or if their lawyer could handle the hearing for them. The judge replied "did I loving stutter?"

The judge was just offered more information from the City of Detroit (Michigan Senate Republicans have referred these lolyers to the state AG because they're pulling campaign contributions that could be going to state Republican reps) and the judge just responded with "nah, I have enough already, see you on Monday"

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1413568779448209411

I'm still 50/50 on if the judge is going to yell a lot or if they're going to impose sanctions.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
My favorite thing that the Biden Adminstration does is firing Donnie holdovers as soon as they get the legal clearance to do it. Then, when the underling predictably refuses to resign and runs to the media, they promptly tell the underling to gently caress right off.

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1413609047908098052

quote:

As the head of an independent agency whose leadership does not normally change with a new administration, Saul’s six-year term was supposed to last until January 2025. The White House said a recent Supreme Court ruling gives the president power to replace him.

Saul disputed that. “I consider myself the term-protected Commissioner of Social Security,” he said, adding that he plans to be back at work on Monday morning, signing in remotely from his New York home.

Buddy, I didn't even know your name a half hour ago, you're hosed, get out.

quote:

“Since taking office, Commissioner Saul has undermined and politicized Social Security disability benefits, terminated the agency’s telework policy that was utilized by up to 25 percent of the agency’s workforce, not repaired SSA’s relationships with relevant Federal employee unions including in the context of COVID-19 workplace safety planning, reduced due process protections for benefits appeals hearings, and taken other actions that run contrary to the mission of the agency and the President’s policy agenda,” the White House said in a statement.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/biden-replaces-trump-era-social-security-commissioner

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CainFortea posted:

Dude nixxed telework, and then teleworks?

quote:

Saul, 74, a wealthy, former women’s apparel executive and prominent Republican donor — who served on the board of a conservative think tank that has called for cuts to Social Security benefits —

He's an rear end in a top hat. You don't need to really read into it much more than that.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Since Olympic Talk has been had, here's one of the dumbest things I've seen in quite some time related to the Olympics.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2021/06/20/olympics-2021-condoms-given-athletes-they-leave-tokyo/7763989002/

https://twitter.com/doinkpatrol/status/1413497939754844162

I'm assuming that Olympians are going to be allowed to bring their own, or there's going to be a baby boom. There were 450K condoms in Rio during the 2016 games.

quote:

The athletes will be asked to bring the condoms back to their home countries to increase awareness about HIV and AIDS, Kitajima said.

lol

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/CAMcGrady/status/1413885054586167300

Lee retreats, riding his steed Jeff Davis.

Seriously, that was the horse’s original name.

note: loud

https://twitter.com/Danielsand/status/1413892472539844613

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

GD_American posted:

Am I a bad person for wanting to see CPAC live and in-person?

It really depends on if your brain can stop from eating itself.

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1413612849952395265

The website should only be opened in incognito mode, it's some serious brokebrained poo poo.

quote:

Secret Satanic Sacrifices (condensed)

The entire Democrat Party of today is wildly exposed in our video, Secret Satanic Sacrifices, as being connected to three pivotal Occult sacrifices in the 20th Century. They are:

1)The Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., in Memphis, TN, on April 4, 1968.

2)The (intended?) crash of JFK, Jr’s small plane on July 16, 1999.

3)A White Catholic Heterosexual Virgin named Mary -the Virgin Mary -sacrificed at the Dawn of the Space Age, two days AFTER the Moon Launch and two days BEFORE the Moon Landing.Watch the video and learn how the late Senator Ted Kennedy may now be thought of as the “Original Zodiac Killer”.



In Honor of Our Beloved Rush Limbaugh

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
My insurance covers vasectomies at 100% (reversals are covered at 0%!), so my first consult is Thursday. Would've had it done last year, but I didn't want to potentially get a snip and COVID at the same time. If I change my mind, I can adopt, and my younger brother is already talking about having a second kid in a few years to keep my parents happy.

I figure abortion will be partially-outlawed in the country in about a year or two, so better to be shooting blanks before then.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

The Army did it for me while I was at Bragg. It was an interesting experience.

Sounds very similar to coworkers' stories about getting LASIK done through the Army, right before deployment to Iraq. They apparently weren't giving soldiers a whole bunch of off-time post-operation, so when they hit ground and experienced Iraq's talcum powder sand, it Wasn't Great and they were goggled up for a long drat time.

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